@nonprophetess

Analytics engineer by day, writer by night. I like my code clean, my prose sharp, and my characters a little unhinged. Sleep is negotiable; curiosity isn’t.

 Idaho, USA
Joined January 2014
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It is officially one year until I get married 😊🥰
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"Former President Donald Trump has been arrested at the Fulton County Jail on felony charges in connection with efforts to overturn the 2020 presidential election results in Georgia." Good.
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Hey Twitter, guess what?
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#NewProfilePic Embracing my "I do what I want" era.
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Bitches.... guess what? I'm starting my own business!
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BREAKING NEWS. The Idaho House of Representatives refused to fund Medicaid today. The House also has a bill in the wings to repeal Medicaid Expansion altogether. If you voted for Medicaid Expansion in 2018, the majority party continues to turn its back on you - 5 years later.
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We should talk more about these numbers. They make so many things about this ridiculous country make sense.
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I just made Misir Wat for the first time and omg, I want this in my life for the rest of time. Monday is Misir Wat night. I've just got to learn how to make injera now.
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An Idaho woman who is miscarrying and been denied an abortion because of state law has been documenting herself getting sicker and sicker over the last two days
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*flips table*
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Candice retweeted
Shakira
@shakira18 Dec 2022
Today at the final of the World Cup, I only hope the players on the field and the whole world remembers that there’s a man and fellow footballer called Amir Nasr, on death row, only for speaking in favor of Women’s rights.
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.@atrupar has been suspended from Twitter without any explanation
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Obviously, belief in Jesus is a fundamental Christian tenet. The response is often, "Those ceremonies don't offend people's religious sensibilities like same-sex marriage does." But why not? They could. What offends is selective, almost always focused on LGBTQ people's lives....
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I'm not arguing anyone should do this, but a Christian web designer could say, "I'm not creating a website for a non-Christian religious ceremony (bar mitzvah, Buddhist ritual, Hindu wedding, etc.) because the customer doesn't believe in Jesus, and I cannot support that...."
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D: We need stronger gun control R: Too bad! 😂 That would violate the Constitution TRUMP: Fuck the Constitution R: Yeah, fuck the Constitution
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I just did a bunch of testing with a neuropsychologist and turns out I have ADHD and persistent depression on top of anxiety. Anyway. I took my ADHD meds this morning and OMG. Is this how you guys operate all the time?! Just like, making decisions and then doing the things?? 🤯
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My heart breaks for the victims and loved ones of yet another mass shooting. Hate has no place in our country. I call on my colleagues in Congress to put politics aside so we can work together to stop this hate and gun violence. denverpost.com/2022/11/20/co…

5 dead, 18 hurt in Colorado Springs gay nightclub shooting, police say

A gunman opened fire in a gay nightclub in Colorado Springs late Saturday night, killing five people and wounding at least 25 before patrons subdued him.

denverpost.com
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pre-elon twitter: pls free me from this hellsite post-elon twitter: Everyday with you all has been a gift. I owe my career, my friendships, and my marriage to this community. I’ve fostered compassion and activism each and everyday with you all, fighting the good fight (1/40)
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