selling my 100 million year old alien tech from the collection of Kenny Gay (arguably strongest name in the mineral collecting world)
I Tore My Hymen in 2004 at a Screening of Napoleon Dynamite and All I Got Was This Vote For Pedro Shirt
wasting gas trying to catch up to the guy with the “Alex Jones Was Right” bumper sticker on his truck so i can give him a respectful nod
really confused as to why “scientists” haven’t crispr edited snails to grow in a gold-rich environment instead of a calcium-rich one,, like imagine a gleaming fibonacci spiral emerging from molluskan goo













