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Insulin Pumps Pacemakers Airbag Deployment Smoke Alarms Elevators Anti Lock Brakes Lithium Battery Controller Safety Critical Aircraft Code Pressure Cookers Power Steering Treadmill Saftey CPAP Machines Defibrillators 3D Printers Railroad Crossings Nuclear Reactor SCRAM Logic Literally anything PLC gotta disagree on this take. tiny code often the most important
If you understand your whole codebase, the codebase isn't that important. Real software is larger than what your brain can comprehend.
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Tired of noobs complaining the WINAPI for malware development is weird. It's not. How do you create a file? The CreateFile function. How do you open a file for reading? The CreateFile function. How do you open a file for writing? The CreateFile function. How do you get a handle to a directory? The CreateFile function. How do delete a file? The CreateFile function. How do you get access to a physical disk? The CreateFile function. How do you get access to a file stream? The CreateFile function. How do you get access to the console buffer? The CreateFile function. How do you get access to pipes? The CreateFile function. How do you perform interprocess communication? The CreateFile function. Just make sure you use the appropriate version of CreateFile (CreateFileA for ANSI, or CreateFileW for wide characters). Alternatively, you can use CreateFile2 which is the same as CreateFile except the parameters are passed as a data structure named CREATEFILE2_EXTENDED_PARAMETERS. However, be aware CreateFile2 only works on Windows 8 and above and designed more or less for programs running from the Windows app store. Alternatively, alternatively, you could use CreateFile3 which is nearly identical to CreateFile2 except it uses the CREATEFILE3_EXTENDED_PARAMETERS structure and is more or less designed for sandboxed packaged applications. However, be aware CreateFile3 only works on Windows11 24H2 and above. It's shrimple, honestly.
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We promise not to sell Firefox to a billionaire.
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Replying to @Rainmaker1973
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DeepSeek V4 “improved” the code and said nothing happened in Tiananmen Square on June 4, 1989
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Replying to @2Toxic2Built
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Coding assembly == CRIME @AnthropicAI @claudeai
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⚠️ New "IronWorm" supply-chain attack: 30+ npm packages from @ asteroiddao shipped a malicious Rust binary firing on preinstall. It sweeps 86 env vars + 20 credential files (AWS, GCP, Vault, npm, plus AI keys like Anthropic & OpenAI), hits Exodus wallets, hides behind an eBPF rootkit, and beacons over Tor. Self-propagates via npm Trusted Publishing OIDC, with backdated commits faked as claude/dependabot/renovate.
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I can’t believe the germans built a minecraft fall damage exp farm
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BUSINESSES ARE NOW USING PREDICTION MARKETS TO HEDGE PROMOTIONS LOL A BAR IN NYC HAD A PROMO IF THE KNICKS WIN, THEY COVER EVERYONE’S DRINKS FOR THE NIGHT THE BAR PLACED A $5K HEDGE ON KALSHI THAT PAYS OUT IF THE KNICKS WIN THE BAR WINS EITHER WAY
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someone made a fork of opencode that routes through the unsecured ai endpoints from chipotle
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In the Source game Cry of Fear, typing "sv_joebiden 1" in the console just before Simon fights the boss, Carcass, the model of his projectiles will be changed to a cube with Joe Biden's face added to it. [1/2]
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I LOVE windows they have learned all the things unix done wrong and made a better OS there are only 6 ways to express canonical absolute path to the file
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I might have invented a new flavor of goto-oriented programming: godbolt.org/z/7oan669Ws
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Off-grid inference is real
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забула зняти окуляри на КТ в стоматолога і отримала такий єбєйший дріп 💀💀
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Someone built an algorithm to find inactive Bitcoin wallets, reported them to the NYPD as "lost property" - and is now suing to own them. 39,069 wallets. ~3.8M BTC. $286 billion. No private keys. Just a court order. The most audacious Bitcoin lawsuit in history.
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This is an excellent example of AI training poisoning. Microsoft's Forza Horizon series contains "Drivatars". These are bots which train off of your data. They learn how you drive and behave. They use your Xbox Live Gamertag. This technology exists to give single player and story-mode missions a more authentic feel. Unbeknownst to Microsoft at the time, there is a player named "Bowie Knife99" This player is incredibly aggressive, often times intentionally targets players, helps random other players, ... they basically don't follow the rules for anything. This player is incredibly chaotic. Microsoft has been training off of this deranged persons behavior. Recently Forza Horizon 6 players have encountered this AI Drivator. People have been angry online about it. This AI agent has been intentionally targeting players, crashing into them, intentionally crashing the entire race or ruining the race for everyone (including the other AI agents). The chaos has gotten to such an extreme people are making meme compilations about this AI agent. tldr some random guy named Bowie Knife99 is such a crazy player unironically their AI agent is ruining the Forza Horizon 6 experience. It's plays like an angry younger brother.
> be Bowie Knife99 > just a guy with an Xbox > buy Forza Horizon 6 on launch day > drive like you always do - like a lunatic > ram, swerve, and pit-maneuver strangers into walls > the Drivatar system silently records every felony > uploads an AI clone of your driving to the cloud > deploys hundreds of you into other people's races, 24/7 > within days, thousands cry about you on Reddit, X, and Steam > the community calls you "the Herobrine of Forza" > official Xbox UK tweets "Happy Bank Holiday Monday to everyone except bowie knife99" > a fan opens a fake X account in your name to taunt your victims thousands of players are at war with hundreds of clones of you. you don't know any of this is happening. happy bank holiday.
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"yes I stole your idea recreated it and made it open source"
does anyone else find it weird that people’s first reaction to someone not deciding to open source their project is to recreate it and make it free
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"web des*gners" have no answer to japanese css https://2bit .jp
Greetings Now (My) the Pythia Search Engine™️ v000.3 has a an interface that I've been using locally to test the quality of the results Know that your favorite search engine is probably not searching and uses third-party APIs This is a local test with ~2000 our of many million
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