“Bring back the SAT requirement” like any football/basketball player even had to worry about their grades
This marathon app sucks. How about you show more than the top 5 or maybe be able to tell what place a person got on the tracking page
They say you haven’t made it until you are suspected of being a furry
Ran 45 consecutive laps around a track for my workout today and can’t even get 10% of my strava followers to give kudos
Doing laundry while it’s currently 95+ out looking at the hoodie and sweats I was wearing like 10 days ago
What happens if your old school is a “once a ___ always a ___” school but they changed the mascot after you left? Am I the old mascot? The new one? Or a separate third thing?
Sage Hurta-Klecker Muse retweeted
"2 likes isn't a lot" imagine hearing back from 2 jobs after applying
If you’re good enough at LinkedIn games you should automatically get a job
(today 2:07 for the 7 timed puzzles and pinpoint in 1)
I know there’s already been (at least) 2 fake punt attempts today but it’s not happening when I want it to

















