The Official Twitter of Nocontextxctrack • Coffee Club TC Member • chronic overpacker • one time I blocked jkhphoto on ig • triple digit mileage enthusiast

Joined May 2023
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“Bring back the SAT requirement” like any football/basketball player even had to worry about their grades
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The last thing you idiots need is a fucking flying car.
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People be like “I couldn’t make this up” and it’s something that definitely could be made up
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This marathon app sucks. How about you show more than the top 5 or maybe be able to tell what place a person got on the tracking page
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They say you haven’t made it until you are suspected of being a furry
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Interesting that he has no problem with interviewing international ncaa athletes for his podcast
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Ran 45 consecutive laps around a track for my workout today and can’t even get 10% of my strava followers to give kudos
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Doing laundry while it’s currently 95+ out looking at the hoodie and sweats I was wearing like 10 days ago
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they cooking tf outta us rn
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Happy Boston Day
Me personally I would just run like 10 minutes under the standard
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You ever learn a phrase then hear it again later that week
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I’d rather go to Eugene than Cleveland and that’s saying something
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Is everyone gonna do an encore of stuff we don’t want now?
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you've gotta be kidding me
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What happens if your old school is a “once a ___ always a ___” school but they changed the mascot after you left? Am I the old mascot? The new one? Or a separate third thing?
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"2 likes isn't a lot" imagine hearing back from 2 jobs after applying
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I’m all for Kerr slander but who made these predictions
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If you’re good enough at LinkedIn games you should automatically get a job (today 2:07 for the 7 timed puzzles and pinpoint in 1)
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I know there’s already been (at least) 2 fake punt attempts today but it’s not happening when I want it to
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Lmaooo
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