This whole White Claw craze has MK Ultra written all over it 🤯

Dave Gettleman is working for Putin

Magic Johnson didn’t get his PTO approved for Summer Tour so he just quit

Yeah me how to Twitter. Teach me, teach me how to twit.

Hash tag Deeeez Nuuuts. Gangster rap. Yes

Is this where I post all my random, semi appropriate thoughts? It is now, suckers!

Hi. Is this Twitter? Am I doing this right?

Please, let's get some shows with the @YYYs and @thestrokes . Please @CultRecords . Is this too much to ask? Also, new album too, plz.

#NowPlaying Jan 17 by Dave Moran ♫ spoti.fi/2iJRuWG

#NowPlaying Song With A Mission by Dave Moran ♫ spoti.fi/2fD4r3D

YASSSSS! The Traveling Wilburys are FINALLY on Spotify! Life is now complete. No more case of the Mundays #NowPl… spoti.fi/1VBezIm

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#NowPlaying Christmas Jamz by Dave Moran ♫ spoti.fi/1QLWN3t

The Dead Weather are no longer just a side project and offically a full fledged band. Album is LEGIT. ♫ spoti.fi/1Wm5Vf7

#NowPlaying Ill Communication by Beastie Boys ♫ spoti.fi/KA5EOU

#NowPlaying Hello Nasty by Beastie Boys ♫ spoti.fi/1fRZwQJ

Just starting to love this album. l...ahead of its time by years #NowPlaying Kick by INXS ♫ spoti.fi/J19nr0

THIIIIS. Album. It gets better with each listen. For some reason it makes me feel like you're floating through … spoti.fi/1HP3sE7

#NowPlaying May Showers ♫ spoti.fi/1JFJhqW