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Golf swing Danny Noonan

Can we smoke cigs here?
Joined October 2015
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The USGA released tee times / pairings for the U.S. Amateur, which starts on this coming Monday at Merion. As is tradition, they played on some themes that I'm sure Golf Twitter will love. Preston Stout, Tyler Watts, Miles Russell (1st, 3rd, 4th in WAGR as of 8/5) Aaron Leach, Blake Keen, Timmy Hollenbeck (Mr. Garvey's students from the A-Aron sketch in 'Key and Peele') Caleb Bond, James Hassell, Collin Bond (speaks for itself, I hope) Johnnie Clark, Noah Kent, Tully Super (the Superman group)
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Ideal day of watching the golf. Women’s Open. Then a semi-meaningless PGA tour event. Into some late night KFT golf.
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The ideal “might as well make one more drink” golf viewing.
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This is what the KFT is all about. You got a complete ding dong who hit a 3W out of the rough for the only bogey on a par 5 then wins and now is one of my favorite golfers. Fuck yeah dude.
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Replying to @thePGSoc
@thwacknicklaus @acaseofthegolf1 after seeing you guys fall in love with the range car I had to show the inside!
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So this is pretty wild, but for the 7th time in a row, I won the media lottery to get to play Augusta National the day after the Masters. I know there are a lot of stories like this out there, but this time I had a unique experience, so I hope you'll read. 🧵
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There’s one person to blame for this US loss at the Ryder Cup. @AlanShipnuck He’s been the reason Europe has played like peak Tiger. I swear they play just to beat you.
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Harris English makes a 24-foot putt to sign off with a birdie on 18. His Final Round 65 gives him the clubhouse lead at -6. #PGAChamp
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Marshall down!!!
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Masterclass from H.E. Smart, steady golf all day. As the prophecy foretold: he is healthy and flushing it. Sleeping giant.
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Can you smoke cigs inside the TGL arena?
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Didn’t even envision that … Rory and Scottie would be the team talking creatine routines tonight.
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Brock Bowers is a perfect interview for this match. Really talented and boring as hell.
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4 golfers left on the course and we might not see any more of their shots.
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Dan Brown, T-1. Dan Bradbury, 156th. True bookends.
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What are the odds that Bryson does the Payne Stewart celebration if he wins today?
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