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was half asleep in lecture and someone dropped their metal waterbottle
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There need to be things that get you excited about the future Roadster is such a thing
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SCREAM DROP AVAILABLE NOW LIMITED QUANTITIES LIKE + RT FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A FREE HOODIE calabasasclassics.com
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Yo cerrando ig y abriendo twitter
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Dodgers spent $785,000,000,000,000 on their roster and just got out-pitched by the Braves bullpen full of friendship and fun
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Everybody had a friend like this growing up
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when my geography teacher ask me to list 10 Spanish cities so i listed 10 laliga clubs 😏
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Pharrell’s fall off gotta be studied man wtf is this beat 😭
This shit was exclusively made for a DoorDash commercial
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life is literally a constant cycle of losing your spark and then finding it again
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From the NFC Offensive Player of the Week to you Repost for a chance to win this signed @Bijan5Robinson jersey!
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be honest, why are you even on twitter?
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noah 💿 retweeted
the problem with 'leaving twitter' is that this is still where actual smart ppl are every other platform is full 20 year olds with mini mics trying to explain shit to me whereas twitter is full of fat ugly ppl who would never dare show their face but actually know their onions
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I NEED A 10 PIECE LEMON PEPPER MAGIC CITY WTF GOIN
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I’m in love with this sentence: “Bigger dreams call for healthier habits and healthier habits require more self discipline.”
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I actually do like people. Individually. Y’all get questionable in bulk.
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One of the greatest viruses of the modern man is looking at Instagram Stories. You will melt your brain looking at a barrage of outcomes—like vacations, parties, cars—with no visibility of the process that got them there.
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God was in the studio with them
24 years ago, Simple Plan released "What's New Scooby Doo?"
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Riding til the wheels fall off
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Giveaway time‼️ Repost to win a signed @DrakeLondon_ mini helmet!
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