local chaos agent

Detroit, MI
Joined February 2012
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Was what we had real or cake
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I could never write a suicide note I’d try to make it funny
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Sometimes I’ll have an incredibly profound emotional experience and immediately cheapen it by opening instagram
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Order your snacks right here on Temu – what are you waiting for?

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Ryan Gosling with Jack Donoghue of Salem at the Magic Stick in Detroit
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There are genuinely way too many people making music
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The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared
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We on the Nothing app listening to Nothing. #nothing
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This is what I feel like writing cover letters
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what doesn’t kill you will watch your instagram stories periodically
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there are some bands that you love because you loved them in high school but are actually, objectively, eternally awful. there is no better example of this than Say Anything
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if you wore black skinny jeans in the 2010’s it meant that you liked music
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Are Geese an industry plant? Is the new strokes single trash? Is Lena Dunham my friend?
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I'm always embarrassed that i kinda like everything at urban outfitter
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If you’re emotionally stunted and lost years of your life to your neuroses you will be teenage in appearance forever as god’s apology
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i receive coded messages from woahvicky
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no babe i love that u piss me the fuck off
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i have a fake tooth filled with ozempic in case im ever captured and forced to serve in lowrise jeans
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