ALT A four picture grid with text in the center. The images are a gauntleted hand holding a sword, two cinnamon rolls, a sword lying on chainmail, and an apple pie. In the center the text says: Absolutely No Adventures Mightier Than The Sword "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That's just...so unlike you."

ALT Four images in a grid with text at the center. The images are cinnamon rolls, a person holding a box of pastries, more cinnamon rolls, and a box of colorful macrons. The text reads: Absolutely No Adventures: Role Call "We tried the human magical confections. We should try the Aberrant one as well. It is only fair."

ALT Four picture grid with text in the center. The pictures are a vulture, a sign that says "Yes, We're Open," a lighting strike against a purple sky, and a sign that says "Sorry, We're Closed." The center text reads: Absolutely No Adventures Can't Stand the Heat "Are those the dulcet tones of customers I hear?"

ALT A four picture grid with text in the middle. The images are a pond with lotus flowers in it, a table of freshly baked bread, pink and purple clouds, and balls of dough next to a rolling pin. In the center, the text reads: Absolutely No Adventures Sweet Dreams: "When are we not here? Also, since when do you knock?"

ALT A four photo grid with next in the middle. The images clockwise starting from the top left is a field of silver glitter, several baskets of assorted breads, a field of gold glitter, and a metal gauntlet holding a sword on chainmail. The text at the center says: Absolutely No Adventures Failed It "Once again spitting in the face of prophecy, I see."

ALT A 4-picture grid showing a pile of colorful candy, a dragon architectural fixture, a gingerbread house, and a tiara. In the center there is text reading: Absolutely No Adventure: A Familiar Feeling-"This is a very interesting bakery. I think I need to visit more often."