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Based on the real Flydubai incident….Coming to a theater near you this holiday season ! 🎬
At the eye doctor’s office. One staff just walked by with flaming orange hair and the other guy has full on sleeve tattoos. Maybe I should order a macchiato 🤔
Stock is down because we blew up 5 Iranian tankers. Does this mean “we” still buy oil from Iran? Inquiring mind wants to know🤔
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Tell that to the 11 jurors who were actually sitting in the trial and heard horrific accounts of kids being strangled. Maybe the father has PTSD and couldn’t relive the events 🤔
Damn. My husband instantly nailed it. Lisinopril 10 mg PO QD 😭
Yes, we called on it. I’m wagering at least 50% of response will be wrong.
#pharmacy #pharmacist #pharmacytechnician #pharmacylife #cvs
Wait, and he is working for the government? How about cut some of the military overspending 🙄
Mom: Dave, our 29-year-old moved back home to pay off the last $35,000 of his student loans. He's a high-ranking military officer making $100K+ tax-free… We’re glad to have him.But he's asking us to cut our budget so he doesn’t have to pay a single bill.” I’m near retirement. My husband’s been retired a long time. We’re debt-free, but utilities, food, and taxes keep going up.
Dave: So tell him to contribute.
Mom: I did. I said pick ONE bill. Any bill. I even opened our EveryDollar budget and said choose.
Dave: And?
Mom: He said, “Let me look at all of your bills so I can see how YOU can cut costs… so I don’t have to do this.”
Dave: That’s maniacal.
He makes well over $100,000. GS-13. High-ranking officer. Money is tax-free right now because he’s deployed. He had over $100K in loans. He’s down to $35K. He does not need a hammock.
This isn’t strategy. This is a pattern. Being this cheap already cost him a relationship and an engagement.
Mom: My husband is 25 years older than me. He’s happy the boy’s home.
Dave: I love you. He cannot live there.
He does not need to live with Mama to knock out $35,000. He’s got plenty of income.
If he stays anyway: six months. That’s it. Mandatory monthly progress meetings. He pays something every month for the lights he uses and the food he eats.
Sir, if you’re listening: move out. Learn how to carry your own expenses. At 29, you don’t get to audit your parents’ budget so you can keep yours untouched.
