I was slutty Nathan fielder 2 years ago for Halloween I’m very ahead of the times

Talked with some trees today

Can u imagine…calling yourself a cool mom??

Donna will be a popular baby name in 10 years you heard it here first

I would not be surprised if you told me supergirl was written by ai

I need a good water bottle by my side

People believe if something is on the Internet it lives forever. That’s like saying if trash falls into the ocean it lives forever. It technically does but it’s one small piece of trash disintegrating in a vast sea of trash. The more trash you put in the ocean the harder that one piece is to find.

Can u imagine having enough free time to wait in line for brunch??

I would live in St. Louis again just to hear people say schnucks and also so I could be like I gotta go to schnucks

I could go for a chopped salad I love them

Does a healthy child know all the prices of all the items on price is right?

My mom denied that I was a sickly child. If I wasn’t a sickly child how do I know the entire plot points of days our lives from 1995-1998?? Does a healthy child know who stefano dimera is?? I don’t think so!!

I’m an auto immune person

You: can’t wait for the Elizabeth Holmes documentary. Me: crossing my fingers for a Caroline Ellison documentary

If your preschool/daycare doesn’t teach emotional regulation what are u even paying $20k - $30k a year for

Everyone wants to criticize the swan and say how crazy and damaging that show was. But if they did the swan now, everyone would want to be on it!

First dream job would be wet nurse second dream job would be pen15 clipper

Why looksmax when you can just use glamour magic (my only hope)

The feminine urge to cut your own hair with kids scissors

Kids these days do not have to deal with commercials which just lets them have unlimited media which seems bad BUT they have no idea what toys are out there or the plethora of things they could possibly own/consume