Comic, Memphis Grizz fan, Hufflepuff

Chicago, IL
Joined July 2009
Uproar Entertainment Releases the First Stand-Up Comedy CD by Nick Cobb sco.lt/7rsLej via @scoopit
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Inspired by Elon, my new shirt is out! "Be Grateful says guy with yacht" etsy.com/.../be-grateful-say…
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I think I cast too wide a net for jobs with LinkedIn. Cannabis photographer or doctor.
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Comedian @nmcobbler joins me on Stuck with Paul this week. Watch it here: youtu.be/icudmsR0h68
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.@CameronBoozer12 🗣️😤
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I've been doing this thing lately...Whenever someone asks me for the time or an address...basically a question where the answer would be a number. I tell them the answer and then immediately ask "What do you think about it?"
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LeBron (and his peers) trashing Memphis to his golf bros is corny. The city deserves better from these brothers. I want yall to hear every word of this.
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Don't read the comments Sean Donnelly! You too can be on a sailboat with friends and cats. the-merch-table-9215.myshopi…
🤖 Made with AI
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Thanks to the genius that invented coffee flavored dude wipes. My butthole smells like a latte
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Why are Maverick & Goose playing the two guys they hate the most (Ice & Slider) in volleyball? And how can there not be one scene where they're arguing over a bad line call? Just 3 seconds of Goose yelling "no do-overs Ice!!"
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My kids are finally outside, on the trampoline, playing their ipads
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Nick Cobb retweeted
Folks, put on your helmets and grab your BMX bikes, because it’s the most important holiday ever (at least for me): it’s the 40th anniversary of RAD! Starring Bill Allen, Lori Loughlin, and Bart Conner (@bartconner), and directed by the legendary stuntman-turned-director Hal Needham, this might just be my favorite movie. Seriously, I couldn’t get enough of RAD when I was a kid, and I may or may not still fantasize about dropping acting for a BMX career 😂 To celebrate, a newly remastered 4K cut is hitting theaters nationwide for two nights only, March 22 and 24. Plus, you’ll get a special sneak peek at the new documentary, “EFFORTLESS: The Eddie Fiola Story” (in which I also make an appearance!) Tickets are on sale now at the link below: hubs.la/Q0422G1D0 For the record: I am in no way affiliated, compensated, incentivized, bonused, gifted, or otherwise enriched by this. Just a genuine fan yelling into the internet. @FathomEnt @utopiamovies
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Thank you to @StansDonutsCHI for the free half-dozen birthday donuts!
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Have horoscopes always been this slanted against Pisces? Every other sign gets some cool "carpe diem" stuff. Pisces is like "Take another crack at that vision board"..."you've already gone outside once this week. Recharge on the couch with Gilmore Girls'"
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Wait, you're telling me that the judges CAN'T go under 40 on a scale of 0 to 50??? What is this? If they can't go under 40 why not just make it a 0 to 10 scale?
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Nick Cobb retweeted
James Harden telling Giannis how to demand a trade
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Trip. JJJ. Block Panther. Jaren Jackson Jr. 🦄 Thanks for all the 𝐌𝐄𝐌ories. Forever a part of Grizz Nation. 🐻💙
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Nick Cobb retweeted
I’ll die on this hill - this was the moment the Grizzlies trajectory changed. We’ve been in free fall since that night.
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