Nicole McLaren

current mood

10:16 in and this is already the most concise and visceral summary of why i've burned out on america. i love you Jon Stewart, i'm glad you're taking care of yourself. youtube.com/watch?v=SXOUCRLW…

cookie tracker followed me to NZ and is serving ads that are on point 👌

yaknow when you're supposed to be figuring out the rest of your life but you spend all your days stalking your ex on instagram yeah me neither

life is an endless cycle of laundry

I've been dying for a way to refinance my student loans at 3 a.m. thanks laurel road

This is ominous

IT'S COMING FOR US

Went out without a jacket today and it feels like a sin

This cannot be real

.@JanelleMonae you are a queen youtube.com/watch?time_conti…

$5 coffee as a form of self-care

had a moment of weakness where I seriously considered renting a 1-bedroom in nyc

who does autocomplete think I am

it's a double coffee kinda day @tobysestate

after years of tracking my every move online, google still hasn't figured out that i'm gay and hate country music

An ad for the @SecretService just slid into my @Spotify "relax & unwind" mix to remind me that they are "ever present"

your strategy is showing @BuzzFeed

sneaky puppers