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Joined June 2011
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Jeannette McGee retweeted
Getting a haircut in the summer is a dangerous game because it takes all my willpower not to be like “just shave it all off”
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Jeannette McGee retweeted
How does the Advil know which body part to go to
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Jeannette McGee retweeted
if JLo and Ben can go back to 2002 then so can I... happy to announce my debt is gone and I'm having a Lizzie McGuire themed birthday party
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Jeannette McGee retweeted
No matter how bad things get, I won't be eating my burger in between two lettuce heads or halves of a bell pepper
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Jeannette McGee retweeted
March 2021 is about to end but don't forget that spiritually it's still March 2020
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Jeannette McGee retweeted
Her: I’m so full Also Her: Keeps eating
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“Yeah no” = absolutely not “No yeah” = definitely
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Jeannette McGee retweeted
Me: *having an anxiety attack* My brain: chug the cold brew
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how tf did i take all those classes when i was in school?? now if i have one meeting and get groceries the same day i fall apart
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I don't want to work 5 days a week and figure out what to cook for dinner everyday I want to lie on a rock in the sun like a lizard
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Jeannette McGee retweeted
march??? again??? no thanks I’m gonna march myself back to bed
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Jeannette McGee retweeted
At the age where my hobbies are looking up houses I can't afford on Zillow and mentally critiquing the layout of the grocery store
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If you’re feeling lost, sometimes you don’t need a huge epiphany about your life purpose / path. Sometimes what you need is a month of working out, good sleep, water, good friends, and hard work to get that clarity and focus you’re looking for (note to self)
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Jeannette McGee retweeted
don't tell me your zodiac sign tell me your top three favorite brands of bottled water
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Jeannette McGee retweeted
Not me watching a docuseries about an unsolved mystery then getting mad it remains unsolved at the end
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Hotel AC got melatonin in it
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There are 2 types of workdays: 1. How is it only 2pm?? 2. How is it already 2pm??
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“It’s been a long day” Me at 9 AM
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can’t get over how late 10:30pm seems to me. this sums up being 30 years old – at Manhattan, NY
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Jeannette McGee retweeted
yesterday i completed a chore that i’ve been putting off for 5 months. it took me 20 minutes. i will learn nothing from this
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