New Mexico Government. Fighting for the next generation of oil & gas companies. Rio Rancho hater. Probably part of Mexico. u gonna follow us er what??? (parody)

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BREAKING: New Mexico military shoots down Colorado spy ballon over Hatch, NM.
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the average new mexican on a Friday night after 5 99s, a buzzball, a couple of 40s and several shots of fireball
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Taking inspiration from other states, we’re launching #ShowUsYourHole public safety initiative. To participate, simply send us a picture of your hole, along with the location & we will dispatch our crews to service your hole in a prompt and professional matter.
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what the fuck is this shit
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A new Albertsons opens and I don't think the people of Rio rancho have been this excited about something since January 6th 2021
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You’re not from New Mexico if you don’t dip Oreos in salsa
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green chile agua fresca zia latte
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i don’t abuse substances, i hug and care for them tenderly
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happy July 1st to those who celebrate 🥰
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Coronado Mall is giving away free items to anyone who can outrun security.
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Ima need the salsa to be spicy and I see it
You’re not from New Mexico if you don’t dip Oreos in salsa
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You’re not from New Mexico if you don’t dip Oreos in salsa
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You’re not from New Mexico if you don’t dip Oreos in salsa
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green chile agua fresca zia latte
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Happy birthday to all gay people 🎉
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happy pride month i’m gay
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Unfortunately we’ve only given about 50% of the state’s budget to spend on police and that’s just not enough.
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FUN FACT: Did you know if you hold an roadrunner up to your ear, you can hear what it’s like to be attacked by an roadrunner?
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