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Joined November 2017
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I love that no matter WHO you are to the world, you’re still just a lame parent to your teenager. 😂
Mariah Carey crashing her son’s Twitch stream and STRESSING HIM OUT 😭💀
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Boy imagine Obama telling a bihh she had a fat ass mid speech they woulda hung that nigga from the podium
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” 👀🍑 “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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....and there it is. Donald's handler.
Holy shit. Dutch intelligence has uncovered Jared Kushner’s role as a Mossad agent.
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Koreans will establish koreatowns all over the world but they can’t handle a few mosques being built in their own country
🇰🇷 Muslims try to build a mosque in South Korea. The Koreans hold a pork BBQ in front of it 😂
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aubrey drake graham. happy birthday to the greatest artist to ever touch a microphone. i genuinely dont think you understand how much you mean to me and how much of an impact you have had on my life. i really grew up listening to you and im just grateful that i got to spend half of my life hearing your beautiful voice. your music has been there for me through some of the happiest moments of my life and some of the darkest moments too. songs like look what youve done and weston road flows genuinely changed my life forever. those arent just songs to me. those are pieces of my life that i can go back and listen to whenever i need to remember where i came from and how far ive made it. the way you can put emotions into words and make somebody feel like you made a song specifically for them is something i dont think another artist will ever be able to do. watching you accomplish everything you have accomplished over the years has been one of the greatest things to witness. all the number ones. all the broken records. all the sold out arenas. all the albums that became soundtracks to peoples lives. and the craziest part is after everything you have achieved you still continue to give us music and moments that we will remember forever. you have nothing left to prove to anybody and yet you continue to prove why you are the greatest. i know this might sound crazy but i genuinely look at you like a stepdad or a big brother. somebody i grew up learning from without ever having to meet them. your confidence. your loyalty. your ambition. your ability to keep going no matter how many people want to see you fall. all of that has inspired me more than you could ever imagine. and i want you to know that anybody you are against i am against too. i dont even need to hear both sides of the story. if they got a problem with you then they got a problem with me. i really wish i could explain how many memories i have attached to your music. how many car rides. how many late nights. how many times i played the same song over and over because it felt like you were saying everything i couldnt put into words. you have literally been the soundtrack to me growing up and becoming the person i am today. i hope you understand that your legacy is so much bigger than streams and numbers and awards. you have helped people get through things you will never even know about. you have inspired an entire generation to dream bigger and believe in themselves. and im forever going to be one of those people. happy birthday drake. thank you for giving me half a lifetime of memories. thank you for look what youve done. thank you for weston road flows. thank you for every album. every verse. every late night song. every motivational bar. and every moment you reminded me that anything is possible. i pray you get to live another hundred years because i genuinely cant imagine a world without your music in it. i love you forever aubrey. the greatest to ever do it. the boy. the 6 god. my goat forever. @Drake
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Reminder her husband is a registered sex offender and cannot be near children
Nicki Minaj while speaking at Trump’s rally today in Michigan: “We want our children to grow up in a place where we can proud of, we don’t want our children to be bombarded with sex changes, right?”
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Les juro que Estados Unidos es todo lo que Estados Unidos dice que es Norcorea.
A police officer opened fire on a teenager who was sitting in his car eating a burger. The teen’s family is now demanding $20 million over the shooting.
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The kids are too young to remember the time James Franco and Seth Rogen caused an international incident
I'll never understand why they used a fake Supreme Leader's face instead of Kim Jong Un in COD MW4
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Say her name. I'm pretty damn sure her parents didn't named her Mexican student
Mexican Student invented a portable acoustic fire extinguisher and won a gold medal in Indonesia
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Mexican student Ángela Karime Hernández Venegas developed a prototype and won gold at the 2026 ISIF student science fair in Indonesia. The idea of acoustic fire suppression was previously demonstrated by George Mason University students in 2015. milenio.com/ciencia-y-salu… edition.cnn.com/2015/03/27/us/…
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we cookin up antibiotic resistant adhd
THE FUTURE IS HERE
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The most stereotypical high school jock did not hate nerds like 90's animators HATED nerds.
Powerpuff Girls (1999)
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Japanese men when they see a underaged schoolgirl with no supervision around
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Male humor is implying that penetrative sex is degrading and whoever is at the receiving end is being “defeated”. This is how rape culture is casually enforced through sports and then we wonder why male athletes get so much support from fans when they end up abusing women
In case you missed the PSG vs Barcelona match, This is the highlight 😂😭🤣
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Anything but changing the system which drives students to suicide
🚨 A university in Gujarat is installing spring-loaded "anti-suicide" fans across its hostels.
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Yo what could Japanese niggas POSSIBLY have done to France to piss them off this badly 😭
Le spermatozoïde d’un Japonais qui cherche l’ovule alors qu’il à fini dans une poupée gonflable
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Viewing hitboxes was not a part of Capcom's vision. Thank God these egotistical "fans" are being put in their place.
I got a takedown notice from Capcom IP / Legal today. No more Street Fighter 6 on UFD / ultimateframedata. Not my choice, sorry everyone :\
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I was here first?
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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rape case btw
Clavicular BRUTALLY mogged the judge
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Things capcom doesn’t want you to see
I got a takedown notice from Capcom IP / Legal today. No more Street Fighter 6 on UFD / ultimateframedata. Not my choice, sorry everyone :\
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What Capcom is trying to hide from you
I got a takedown notice from Capcom IP / Legal today. No more Street Fighter 6 on UFD / ultimateframedata. Not my choice, sorry everyone :\
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