lexy 🇲🇽

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all roads lead back to your first twitter crush

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ive felt this way since 2012

This ain't a Breaking Bad Jesse subplot dude this is real life man you ain't getting no sexy ass Clairo type Lana Del Rhoades type bitches man life ain't all cheeseburgers and blowjobs man it's okay to crack fat Mexicans

im pisces’ing

i miss my soulmate (my dog that passed away)

actively converting all of my fellow healthcare workers to believing in astrology with how out of pocket these patients have been lately

my boyfriend tried to commit manslaughter for our one year anniversary by making me walk up 50 flights of stairs but hes really cute so its aight. I love you more, bubba 🩵🩷

one of the very first thoughts that i would constantly have when i was younger and remember vividly was “will i cry today” and the answer was always yes

i wonder how often i cross your mind, and if i cross it at all

my momma so poor she walks down the road with one shoeeeeee and if you ask her if she lost a shoe she says no she found ONEEEEE

chicagoland area is the only bit of illinois thats enjoyable truly

i love playing “another south park episode watched without you” as punishment to my boyfriend

i stopped following catholicism at a mere age of 10 when i asked my sunday school teacher will i see my dog in heaven when i go. she told me thats not possible because dogs do not have souls. ill see all my dogs in heaven or i will see her in hell

ive dated boffum

sad realization that i was never meant to meet the people that i did on dating apps and they in fact did cause more harm than good

emperors new groove and aristocats 🐒

theres a vast difference between wanting to talk to your partner every day versus needing to talk to them 24/7

at target, some guy came up to me after some quiet bickering w this girl and asked me how has my experience with plan b been like??? LMAO???