#acuhoi we crave absolute certainty and avoid nuance

#acuhoi whoa. @TobyCausby just brought it. Are we speaking from our wounds or from our scars?

#uastudentaffairs Housing says Santa's watching!

thanks to @OldNavy for awesome customer service! and at such a crazy time - within 24 hours and with a smile - thanks, Dara!

Wow. Brides, do yourself a favor and skip @JosABank for suits unless you're hoping for a wedding nightmare. Please RT

@Mr__Molina I'd rather they win so it doesn't look as bad that they beat us!

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why does my @target registry hate me? i've logged in a million times and it won't add one single item to my list :/

Do students trust testimonials from other students, or do they see them as edited/scripted? #acuhoi

Our brains are wired to anticipate story. We're looking for a narrative where 1 and 1 equals 3. #acuhoi

Looking for @cjlehman at lunch... Are you here?

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That @moes_HQ burrito was on its game. the "coca cola" was suspiciously citrus-y, considering I chose the classic flavor.

#seaho delegates: please donate your room's travel toiletries to UA for when our local DHR places kids into foster care. Thanks & find me!