I thought it was illegal for companies to sell you something with one click that takes a year to cancel, yet when Dunkin sends my order to a store 100 miles away, i have no way to cancel that or get that money back. I don't have the fucking time to wait on hold.

This is always sure to make me smile. 6 minutes of the best nonsequitureshireship. By the end everyone is breaking character youtu.be/LmG-ErzZsUQ?is=8wjt… – at Bethlehem, PA

Facebook full of unsolicited slop; No one is confused about VLANS and if you are here's a much quicker lesson: Virtual <anything> = having more than one <anything> that shares the physical resources of one. – at Bethlehem, PA

This song gets the achievement for using every one of casio's 81 percussion samples that came with the keyboard youtu.be/6P0ZeYU2Fx4?is=ifEn… – at Fleetwood, PA

youtu.be/eU-yN7p2FkA?is=K5F1… this entire video is the most @crdudeyoutube has ever made me smile – at Wescosville, PA

She says three times in Macarena to "chant along with me:", as though she's bout to break into chorus, but Los Del Rio always do the rest. In fact the last time she says it, it's the last thing she says. Where is this vaporware chorus we're all missing? youtube.com/watch?v=zWaymcVm…

It's 2026 and its been a while since @googlemaps added something amazing. Why can't you, in 2026, tell me: 1) if it's worth driving to that event i was iffy on 2) how to get out of the rain 3) which Wawa stors are larger than a bread box 4) when I'm in a jurisdiction I told you I hated?

#dailydouble > #mcdouble ... There i said it. – at Allentown, PA

I'm sure I would be more effective using @claudeai. Gemini tells me the content of the postcards I need to send but doesn't actually do any of it for me. – at Robinson Township, PA

I had been fangirling but I think it's criminal for @bucees to use up that much real estate and not have a single table with chairs. Or a car vacuum. I'm going to eat my bucees food at the nearest Sheetz since they give their customers more than just a gigantic distance to walk – at Park Layne, OH

TIL silly putty broke the minds of soviets who could not understand how a product with no purpose could be as mass manufactured and widespread as it was. But then they tried playing with it, bought some, and instantly understood Capitalism – at Catasauqua, PA

My fav part of the #macarena music video is the composition with the one guy on the left + the other guy slides down on the right + it's got the girl sliding down the middle. My second favorite part is that the end of the song when they all clap along to grid-filled TR909 clap – at Egypt, PA

Have my annotated thoughts on DOS Codepage 437 :) Also hope to see some of you at @vcfmidwest this weekend; will be my first :3

The song "float on" is about clearing levels in #BubbleBobble – at Bethlehem, PA

You always have to check the bottom corners of the Amazon boxes and envelopes because that's where the tiny flat items you forgot you ordered spend their entire journey trying to hide so they can get the level skip to Municipal Resource Recovery Zone. – at Bethlehem, PA

I like the song Young Blood by @TNAF least of all because the entire time she's singing, the dude's asking if she can whisper. But it also sounds like "Can you fizz buzz?" In which case the answer is whether the current iterator is divisible by 5 and 3. youtu.be/WdO85Qf4Poc?is=pQAs… – at Ocean Grove, NJ