@nihnightmare

got a good christian raisin' and a 8th grade education ain't no need in y'all treating me this way

Cincinnati, OH
Joined March 2011
it may sound incredibly tedious and boring but you have to understand that europeans and australians love this stuff, it was the highlight of the whole tour.
On a group tour and the guide asks everyone where theyโ€™re from, absolutely everyone says the name of the country theyโ€™re from except the Americans who say their state ????????????
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sometimes i feel like we're the only fish who know what water is
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you know, โ€œCho Changโ€ etc gets a lot easier to understand when you remember Rowling was writing in the NINETIES in SCOTLAND. There was no internet to look this kind of thing up and no Koreans or Chinese to personally ask. People really do not remember pre-internet life
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I just refuse to believe that America is this interesting.
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bad and bolshie ๐Ÿ‰ retweeted
Happy 75th Birthday to legend Cassandra Peterson, our beloved Elvira
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๐Ÿšจ NEW: Colin Kaepernick says NFL owners sought a prominent Black figure to help end the player protests, and even offered him a major deal while โ€œactively blackballingโ€ him. He rejected it. Kaepernick says Jay-Z then โ€œstepped into that roleโ€ as the โ€œBlack faceโ€ the NFL sought โ€œto be able to subvert the protest.โ€ meidasnews.com/news/kaeperniโ€ฆ
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during the "not like us" hype my bf's friend and i had to break it to him that kendrick isn't a conscious rapper, he just uses horns
Kendrick doesn't really have any real political stances. He's closer to Ed Sheeran
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oh look, the shit people have spoken
Insane gaslighting statement from Hyrox Sorry you may permanently ban me This is stupid. Defecating in a closed venue event is a biohazard risk especially when equipments are being shared Can we ask for full refund?
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i hate when people say "just wear it then" because fashion is a language. people want the garments to communicate what they communicated x years ago, instead of "i wear weird clothes."
Can we PLEASE bring back tights for adult women?!? When I was a kid my mom & all the classy ladies wore tights in the winter under their dresses so they didnโ€™t freeze ๐Ÿ˜ญ No leggings arenโ€™t the same. Then my feet are cold & I have to wear socks & canโ€™t wear dress shoes. So I settle on wearing leggings & UGGs all the time. BRING BACK TIGHTS! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป
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this is so funny, the absolute hubris of making an unasked for, clear cash grab sequel to a beloved classic and it's so bad that everyone revisits the original and decides that it sucks too, now that you mention it.
wait literally this
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i've been reading about these scams for a while now and what gets me is how are they getting regular people's voices? is this the thing that will finally vindicate my hatred of voice notes?
Just had the creepiest scam ever happen 20 minutes ago. I got a call from my wife telling me she forgot her wallet and needed the credit card to pay for her gas. Except my wife was at home with me, and drives a Tesla. Same voice, bit... off, weird cadence but 100% sounded just like her. If she wasn't there, and it wasn't about gas I would have fallen for it. I entertained it for awhile to get more out of it, I was so confused. Must be some sort of voice deepfake. The responses were too fast for ai, I think it was a voice filter. I wish I had thought to record it. The future is about to get fucked. Warn your loved ones, do verbal passwords with your kids. Bit taken aback
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this is no way to talk about the greatest movie of all time
"Special effects" in Conan the Destroyer (1984)
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just the one thing, mostly
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huge misunderstanding of american humor and everything but here's my proposal for the 9/11: two manhattans with a shot of fireball dropped in, and you drop a third shot of fireball in someone else's drink halfway down the bar
Went to Ireland and CONFIDENTLY ordered two Irish car bombs and the bartender let me know that was EXTREMELY offensive and equivalent to ordering 2 9/11s ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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the manhattans are served rocks in a highball glass to be more tower like, byw
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conservative men be like: i'm the leader of my family ๐Ÿ˜ค i just need my wife to make me a detailed to do list first ๐Ÿฅบ
didn't realize that men can't know where the dishes go in their cabinets because they're busy thinking about "important man stuff" like the zombie apocalypse. this is what my five year old says, too.
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the world cup JUST ended this is such a funny thing to say
u never hear Mexicans claiming Aztecs/aztec culture
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m4a is an extremely popular policy with voters across the entire political spectrum, and yet the idea of it passing is 100% fantasy at this point in time. ask yourself what would it take for us to get there and if we would be the same country then. dream a whole dream, please.
Replying to @mactellomckeown
With M4A, it would no longer take an act of Congress to strip insurance coverage from trans Americans. A simple EO would do it. Handing complete control of the American healthcare system to Republicans (who will hold power 50% of the time) is a terrible idea.
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Okay letโ€™s do this the other way around. Make a band smaller. Iโ€™ll go first: The Beatle
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cincinnati is right there
We have โ€œwalkable citiesโ€. we need โ€œfuckable citiesโ€
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