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Who am I without my black coffee?
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movie so goated that almost every scene became a meme material
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only people with ugly faces and ugly minds will hate a pure soul like #QaziTouqeer
That’s why I love Qazi so much. Whenever anyone feels cornered in the house. He is always there for them. Now he is there for Luv Gill. Truly a Gem of a Person. #QaziTouqeer | #QaziKeRockstars
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back when bollywood was so goated that people considered this song mid
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Every tweet like this will increase racism against against indian lindus by 100 × folds In sha Allah
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The biggest lesson In Surah Al fil is “If Allah wills , even birds will defeat elephants”
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ragebaiting is my love language
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sunaa hai ki twitter ne blue tick revenue bandh kar diya hai? ab jo mulle-mulle tweet wale paiso se ye logg apne ghar me phata hua dood(paneer) ya rajma/chola ka ghaas-phus sabzi banwate teh unka kya hoga 😂
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it's never luck, it's always Allah swt
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jaha aap ki safai aasman se aani ho waha zameen walon se behes karna aap ke tawakkul ki tauheen hai
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usko bata de koyi aankhein yaadon mein khoyi uspe bhi farz hai wafa
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. @GAUAHAR_KHAN When are you going to call out your friend Mahi for being a pick-me? You’re quick to call out Qazi for making fun of someone but here a girl was allegedly molested, Qazi was the only one who took a stand and your friend Mahi is siding with the alleged molester
#MahhiVij aur #QaziTouqeer ki dosti mein badal rahe hain equations! Dekhiye #BiggBoss20 ka naya episode, har roz raat 9 baje #JioHotstar par aur 10:30 baje #ColorsTV par. #BiggBossOnJioHotstar #BB20OnJioHotstar
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This is exactly why hypocrites like these people can never build a happy, lasting relationship. Niyat, shakal, aqal sab me he kharabi hai inka. bas sukkha nakhre he hai kiyu ke kahi se bhau milta nahi
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India has a chaiwala as its PM because people here have gobar for brains and believe anything they hear against Muslims
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birthday theme was just like you 💓 happy birthday once again my ♥️ @merimaanmarzia_
Happy birthday Amayra @merimaanmarzia_ 🤍 It’s been more than 2 years and thank you for being there for me every single day. You know I’m not very expressive but you mean a lot to me. May ALLAH bless you with all the good things in life. Enjoy your day Bombaiya...
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Happy birthday Amayra @merimaanmarzia_ 🤍 It’s been more than 2 years and thank you for being there for me every single day. You know I’m not very expressive but you mean a lot to me. May ALLAH bless you with all the good things in life. Enjoy your day Bombaiya...
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zepto is my go to app for ordering chocolates and protein chips. i mean just look at the discount on the 5th item chocolate 😭
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pura din off rahne ke baad jab raat me online aakey tl dekhta hu toh alag he lafde chal rahe hote hai idhar. i mean it’s just an app man. why can’t these guys focus on their real lives? itna time kaise milta hai bhai mujhe bi bata do 😭
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