Agile Coach since 2005, Certified Scrum Trainer since 2007, Left Twitter since 2023. occasional tweets are for reasons

Bristol
Joined July 2010
I just popped in to say I hate this platform and what it has become. All hate and rage. However, it is not as bad as LinkedIn which feels like some sort of horror invented by Satan as a level of Hell.
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Buy a copy, Alt-Right people and Russian Bots! Feed my children for Christmas!
Agile Jokes for Agile Folks, born out of lockdown boredom between @geoffcwatts, @nigelebaker and myself. If you are looking for a serious deconstruction of the Agile movement...This is NOT that book 👇👇👇 buff.ly/3Yjrra2 #Agile #Scrum #PunMastery
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Today I am holding a round table on the #Agile #Network. About something a little niche but critical. So the worst kind of niche. Scaling Agile in the future. You will need to sign up but the first month is free! (AGILEBEAR8CM) I'd love you to come! go.theagilenetwork.com/l/em-…
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I hate this troll fest that is Twitter. @elonmusk you have re-created something awful, but without the wit or humor and built a rage bait mountain of pain. It is too attractive and too corrupting to many - and so I have to leave.
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I find it odd when people discuss "canon" yet ignore the fact that the actual author of this work stepped away over a decade ago. Everything beyond the first six films is... "not canon".
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Star Wars, at its heart, was for ten year old boys. If you write for a different audience, you can get it a bit wrong. However, if you write it like *you* are a ten year old boy, you get it very very wrong. #writing #starwars
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Nigel Baker retweeted
Anyone remember this?
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The Ollie Watkins post. Dreams do come true 🤍🖤
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14 years of this bin fire. Elon, just kill my Twitter app so I can never come back.
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I couldn't find out how to watch actual live TV election coverage on @Channel4 TV app! A pretty terrible UX. So instead I'm watching via @YouTube!
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I predict exit polls slightly exaggerating Reform seats - I said earlier Tories at 140 and I still think that's what we will see. Let's see how badly this ages by the morning!
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“Tell Jabba I’ve got his money”
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Britain.
This was a flagship green store for @marksandspencer when it opened on Ecclesall Road with this living wall a big part of that. What do you think of it now? And what does it say about the firm's commitment to sustainability?
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The rules of football were meant to invigilated by a referee - This meant that there was a limit to their accuracy as tiny infractions couldn't be seen or cared about. This allowed the game to flow. Now every tiny infraction is noted and the game is stopped. And made much worse.
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