Carpe diem and all that.
Columbus, OH
Joined January 2011
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Like clearly if you knew me, you’d know you’re barking up the wrong tree 😂 @DaveRamsey
My favorite conversations w/ strangers are the ones when grown men try to talk my husband into getting a credit card for the “rewards” like they’re working on commission for the cc company & he just looks at me, knowing I’m a @DaveRamsey follower who can’t keep my mouth shut lol
That moment when your kid’s going down for a nap and looks directly into the baby monitor and just stares and you know that they know you’re watching them and it becomes the ultimate unspoken staring contest.
My last house got turned into an Airbnb in Grove City. Like, the chick who bought my house also bought all my decorations and listed it in Airbnb the next day lol…
I missed my interior design calling, I swear.
Also, I’m dumb for not turning it into an Airbnb myself.
I will never understand why @bathbodyworks always feels the need to discontinue my favorite hand soap scents. Who wants their hands to smell like “purple patchouli”? Not me. Give me my coconut eucalyptus and fresh coconut and cotton back. 😭
It’s always fun when your kid acts really tired in the evening so you think, “Cool. I’ll just put her to bed early tonight & have a little extra time to myself.” And then your kid says, “haha, funny mom.” and decides to scream for 2 hours straight after the early bedtime attempt.
Realtors are some of the shadiest people on the internet. I see awful advice from realtors making TikTok’s and reels daily. Like TERRIBLE financial advice.
Juliana’s Johnny Bench onesie is arriving today and I couldn’t be more excited for opening day! #GoReds
I have zero desire to do anything but take care of my kid when she’s sick. Don’t ask me to do a single thing outside of that, unless you want to catch major attitude.
My post-partum hair nubs aren’t stuck straight out right now and I feel like I should be on the cover of Vogue.
We just ordered the @GracoBaby Turn 2 Me car seat and I’ve never been more excited for a purchase in my life.
Drew promised me a Starbucks run once he wakes up today. Could be at 9 am or could be noon. If it’s at 9 am, ok fine - I can bounce back from being awake for 2.5 hours un-caffeinated. But noon?… Such a tangled web we weave.
Are you even a mom if you don’t put your kid to sleep and immediately review the 400 pictures you took of them in the last 24 hours?
Nicole Ruby retweeted
The “world of want” is an immature perspective/stage of life. Sincerely the older, and dare I say “wiser,” you get the less you want and need. Learn to “need” the important stuff instead of the immaterial stuff that seems so sparkly for a moment, but can disappear in an instant