I’m sitting in the garden, listening to the dogs bark, the children’s shrieks of delight, the birds’ closing chatters, the distant traffic noises, and missing her
Am I the only person in the whole f&@#$!*g world who thinks that police breaking up a *cricket* match is barking f&@#$!*g mad...
Batsman or fielder, you stand miles away from everyone on the field - even short leg is we’ll beyond social distancing...
@swearymonkey - you're not a fabled class warrior, you're just a very naughty boy
BBC online headline - 'Man accused of 100m bottle throw' - but I ask - was it good enough to get the Gold Medal...






