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Joined July 2011
Best HR harassment video ever.
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At this rate Michael Oliver might hit DEFCON #FPL
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Imagine this being the reason your #FPL player got red flagged.
A non-league goalkeeper from London has been chosen to take the throne of a kingdom in Uganda. George Desmond Kamurasi, the captain of the SE Dons in Bexleyheath, south-east London, has unexpectedly become leader of the Tooro people in the east African country. Kamurasi, 36, was chosen as the next omukama, or king, of the subnational constitutional monarchy in Uganda, after the death of his cousin, who previously held the role ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09…
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🎙️ Saturday's football results read by the recreated voice of the legendary radio broadcaster James Alexander Gordon.
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Me checking my week 1 fantasy matchup projection every night:
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I recommend everyone to just watch this video and focus on Leo Messi. I'll not say anything more.
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There can’t be many #FPL players who’ve completed the full house of ⚽️ goal 🅰️ assist 🤦‍♂️own goal ➕Bonus In the same game. Just missing yellow card for the set.
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The poker world is in mourning after the passing of former Team PokerStars Pro Pierre Neuville. PokerStars Blog looks back on the career of a European great, including Neuville's own musings, which he published in 2010. psta.rs/4wMdyBz
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Saturday night, run, I like the way you move…
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Nick retweeted
Saltburn CC Cheating XI Click Knight Marcus Trescothclick Clicky Ponting (c) Graeme Click Snapil Dev Mark Clickolas Clic Marks Snap Russell (wk) Blair Clickner Martin Clicknell Laclick Mafinger
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"don’t do anything stupid, you’re already on a yellow" Enzo Fernández:
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Watching in a bar in Miami airport and everyone here, all nationalities, stood up together in unison to applaud Enzo Fernandez getting sent off.
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America, just be thankful that you don’t have to watch this final seven times.
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Thanks to Fun88 for honouring a 4 year old joke tweet and sending me, my brother and nephew to the World Cup Final. Unreal.
Replying to @fun88eng
World Cup final please.
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Finally
Replying to @FlapjackFpl
How Romero has escaped a booking in the last two games is incredible. Took out an Egypt player on the halfway line to stop a counter in the first half and made two yellow card ‘value’ fouls vs Cape Verde.
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Great result for England. If we make the final we’ll only get beat 2-0 rather than 5-1.
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Interesting back-story to Ismail Elfath, the American referee for England v Argentina. Born in Casablanca, Elfath won a US government “diversity lottery ticket” aged 18. Left an extended family of 16 in his grandfather’s house (his mother died when he was 8), arrived with $200 at University of Texas at Austin. Studied mechanical engineering, played decent standard locally (striker for Austin Lightning in USL League Two) and complained about refereeing standards so decided to become one. Continued playing until tackled badly from behind, over-reacted, sent off, and argued with ref, grabbing the red card, on way off. Briefly suspended, so decided to focus on reffing. Got a job in IT (useful for VAR) while climbing refereeing ladder. Not that well-known, mainly MLS, but did Qatar 2022, upset Cristiano Ronaldo by disallowed a goal for an apparent foul, and a lucky omen for Argentina – fourth official in the 2022 final they won. Now 44, and a naturalised US citizen, Elfath has spoken candidly to his local Austin American-Statesman newspaper about being Muslim after 9/11, talking of the abuse but also of the great kindness of Austin people. Role model for US refereeing and his faith. #ENGARG #FIFAWorldCup
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Game’s gone
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