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some sort of artist & conedian & sometime Film Maker. Married. Lives on Kentish Beach.

Whitstable
Joined January 2008
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3. Here are 4 simple statements of fact: If you go out, you are endangering yourself. If you go out, you are endangering your friends and family If you go out, you are endangering society. And If you go out, THIS FUCKING NIGHTMARE IS GOING TO GO ON LONGER
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Supermarkets have been able to cope with the demands of 60 million people every day of the year for my entire life. The system works. If you stockpile, not only are you ruining a system that means you can always get what you need when you need it, you’re a selfish twat.
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THIS IS RIDICULOUS. WHY THE HELL ARE WE NOT LOOKING AT #ITALY AND TAKING HEED?? CLOSE EVERYTHING DOWN GET EVERYONE INSIDE. NOW
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A tweet for everything
While @BarackObama is slashing the military, he is also negotiating with our sworn enemy the Taliban--who facilitated 9/11.
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Our first Christmas without Henry came & went. The day itself was okay, maybe because there were so many horrible, painful days leading up to it; we must have hit our quota or something. We talked about him a lot & included his memory throughout the day.
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Sounds reasonable
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Chapter 1 of The Men With Ven musical - DRIVING FROM BARKING TO DEPTFORD released April 17. Starring @shaneattwooll @markarden1 @bill_clift @enright_kerry @AnitaDobsonFC @n1ckwilton @pifflechimp @RoyHarter @amandahomi @norcrosscricket Three men one van and 1000 years of history
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#JamieLondon #apollotheatre @philnichol 5star show get moving!! – at Ilford, London
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Hey #Lincoln #Comedy fans, we have another great show lined up for you this Friday 26th Jan @HomeLincoln Food, drink, laughs & music all under one roof, what's not to love? feat. @DavidL0NGLEY @nickwilty @PaulTComedy #dontmissit
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Millions of strong women just grabbed you by the pussy.
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Great lunch @Sportsmankent Kids loved it. Also picked up a painting of my favourite student haunt in Whitstable by @nickwilty Happy new year
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#EdFringe17 lastminutecomedy club 17.30 great line up today with @nickwilty @AlLubel @kanebrowncomedy Bar Bados room 1 #pbhfreefringe RT?
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A great show this Thursday 4th May @TheLoungekent For more info see comedylounge.jimdo.com
I will be attending both of these shows...#king @WhitstableLive @wowhitstable @TheOffy @TheBlackDog5 @TheLoungekent @OyOyster @nickwilty
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#WHITSTABLE! I thoroughly recommend you go to @OyOyster. It's a fun show. And hosted by one of the very, very best: @nickwilty.
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Enough with the jokes guys, his body's still wham
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