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Jazz Freakout

@nickocracy
Joined December 2010
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@america24 Nov 2025
An update from The Department of Government Efficiency (@DOGE)
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@DOGE24 Nov 2025
As usual, this is fake news from @Reuters. President Trump was given a mandate by the American people to modernize the federal government and reduce waste, fraud and abuse. Just last week, DOGE terminated 78 wasteful contracts and saved taxpayers $335M. We’ll be back in a few days with our regularly scheduled Friday update. 🇺🇸
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Nothing screams “America First” like quitting 2 days after you can receive your pension.
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Too late for the morning juice, too early for the night time juice
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Apples to apples, dust to dust
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95% of the people who die in the Jack Ryan TV show are shot by Jack Ryan
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Is there just one costume designer?
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Ducks came so close to not being food
His and Hers Dark Materials
The last surviving Will Ferrel in captivity
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One must imagine Sisyphus rock hard
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This year I am thankful for the existence of Shoe-Billed storks
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Good morning to all who celebrate
Nothing worse than being in the friend zone with a sneeze
I like in comics when they make Batman's shoulders about 10 times the width of his head, like how is he supposed to walk through a fucking door?
Love is like a catheter. Sometimes you wake up and something is attached to you
Life pro tip: you can replace the word 'girl' in 'manic pixie dream girl' with almost anything if you want to giggle for 5 seconds.
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'Manic pixie dream walrus' to start with
I like to think about what's the smallest tragedy that would ruin someone's night after a huge triumph. Like if you came home after winning the Heavyweight Boxing Championship and accidentally cracked the screen of a new laptop
🎵 Because the Hawk brings you back, I ain't tellin' you no lie, The hawk brings you back, That is how we trained the Hawk 🎵
Just once in my life I’d like a friend from the ‘old days’ to lure me out of retirement, asking for a favor that will almost certainly get me and my family killed.
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