Is it too late to take the opportunity to point out how much damage one over-privileged idiot has done to what was a rock-solid service? Every feature has been broken, hastily taped back together with monetisation, and then wrapped up in ugly paper. Hooray for #TwitterX.

I trained a large language model on the characteristics of labour leaders and it kept misclassifying Mark Latham as possibly a large fungus or a particularly odorous turd - weird, eh?

As a note, I stepped in dog shit yesterday. I apologised to it because I accidentally called it Mark Latham.

Thanks, @Blizzard_Ent , for making it clear that anyone who went sorcerer was a schmuck. @Ubisoft , I’ll see you back in #division2

So, cricket’s dead. Are we all taking up the delightful Finnish sport of pesapallo next?

This place still sucks, huh? What? Rate limiting on your internal service? Oh my. Good thing you’ve got a soopergenius on the case.

Tagging in @UbisoftSupport as they seem to be rather responsive.

Keeps happening to me on PS5. If you look the reset times are also off. Something is wrong with the STARS missions. @TheDivisionGame #division2

Why do the STARS missions say do 3 summit floors and you get to the summit and it says do 3 bounties? #division2

Come, Twitter, and in the 60 seconds I allot to you daily, show me someone I thought was ok displaying their whole ass in public.

Sarcasm rarely comes across on Twitter. Yes, that means many people think you’re serious. And awful.

1. I only spend a minute a day on Twitter. 2. I'm very kind. 3. I clean the bathroom. Top reason not to date me is that I'm happily married and my wife would kill you, then me, then me again.

Wow. Twitter has actually got worse. Ok. There you go. Curiosity satisfied.

As a middle aged man myself, I find ignoring the unsolicited advice of middle aged men to be an excellent idea.

I don’t believe it but I heard that Elon Musk was ChatGPT’s RealDoll(TM)

Freedom’s just another word for “social media sites are often owned by people who think free speech only applies to them and no one else”

I was told that Twitter was now the preserve of fascists, Musk fanboys, dickheads, and stalwarts. I think we can safely reduce this to two categories.

Phony Stark. 🤣

I can find Nazis and wreckers elsewhere. Ciao, people. See you on FB/Tumblr/and Mastodon.social. I'm not hard to find.