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Trader Joe's chocolate trail mix is basically a deconstructed candy bar #genious

My tinder just blacked out #fuck

Cotton pickin' and day dreamin' 📷: @musclemilk #whiskey #gingers #smokebreak 🌾 instagram.com/p/2uielMIzUu/

Are cigarette butts recyclable? @_MarlboroBrasil #thinkgreen #environmentalist

Why do I always date girls with big noses #dammit

The White House is more of a cream #FalseAdvertising

Lots of cute lawyers out here in the District of Columbia, they just need to stop shopping at Ann Taylor Loft #nomorekhakis

Food poisoning, a great way to loose a couple pounds before a show #malemodel #carbfree

Always have a personal care physician on hold #donteattheshawarma 😷

Sometimes you drink a bottle of pirate wine and start to believe you're Johnny Depp. #pirateslifeforyou

Caught sending a selfie mid flight, just after FaceTimeing his mom #keepitcool #mamasboy

Why are flights into SFO always delayed @VirginAmerica #cocktailhour

One last pump b4 the show @NASHQUEST #swoll

In a uber listening to live jack white #la #Coachella #jackwhite

"Somebody's gota manage all dis talent" @robwittdop #getmeabeer @NASHQUEST @alexseesthis

Tequila makes my clothes fall off #TacoTuesday

Oh Venice #travel #beards #gingers 📷: paffy_panettone 💖 instagram.com/p/1KNTEEozZs/