Nic Bosch

Dunno why i didnt take the day off. Parking like one marie here at graf

Ekse should have listened to my ma and became a school teacher. Get to finish graf early and get span holidays.

10 days! New record that ekse. Must give Eskom one Noddy badge. xitter.cf/Eskom_SA/status/607561…

Winter in Durban. Lol ekse

Ekse every corner you turn one madhir is trying to sell you some world ventures rubbish. Seem must get one sign - You Should #VyWayFromHere

Check that Queen Mary ship pulled into Durban. Hope the madhirs don't go throw paint on that to now.

Check that maams Helen gonna retire, she must've got skrik n choon kick before they remove her like the statues.

Everyone asking why Durban cancelled #TopGear. I choon them if they dont let my Cortina in the show they cant have it in Durban. Tough ekse

Parking with Sbu, choon lukker day to crush a bunny. He reckon to me that's inhumane n I musn harm animals. What's wrong with this cake?

Skeem all the revving those madhirs with Golf 1's do, made a big hole in the ozone layer above Durban. Everyday its boiling hot ekse.

James fluking me what I got the vrou for valentines, I reckon flowers. He aks what flowers. I choon dno, just planted the seeds on Saturday.

What this Stage 3 now? Ekse #eskom must relax. This is not Mortal combat.