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Android Engineers that follow clean architecture religiously wear 4 pairs of socks at the same time.
I hate gatekeeping, but maybe some gates are good. Twitter felt better before ubiquitous internet access, when mobile data was expensive and being online took intention. The signal-to-noise ratio was better. Turns out a little friction can be a good thing.
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Final tickets available now! 🎫
Join us at the Etihad as we take on PSG in the UEFA Champions League 🤝
Get your tickets 👉 mancity.co/PSG
Surely life coaches and all those other made-up professions are finished now that AI can generate unqualified advice for free.
Is there a way to filter out all these images with a bit of transparency? When the degenerates spot a trend, they really can't help themselves.
Found this screenshot from 2021. How we miss the days before AI when all the recruiters hoped we were well. – at Anglet, France
Love that Atletico have a number 5 called Johnny. Reminds me of when Fischer Stevens played an Indian. 🤣🤣🤣
Fruity African espresso + real milk in a flat white is incredible.
But it requires taste, attention, and curiosity—so it gets replaced by blends, oat milk, and latte art.
Coffee didn’t get worse. The audience did.
Crypto was meant to be outside the system.
Instead every crypto app asks for more personal info.
Fiat gets taxed when you earn it, crypto gets taxed again when you use it.
Might as well keep fiat.
This killed crypto.
I might have been the only @THESTORMERS fan in the stadium. Lekker place to watch rugby and a great atmosphere thanks @avironrugbypro – at Bayonne, France
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❌ NOT the player’s responsibility
Teboho Mokoena received the first yellow card on the 18th of November 2023 🟨
Bafana Bafana then plays 13 games, (incl. an AFCON tournament).
7 months later.. Teboho Mokoena receives his second yellow card on the 11th of June 2024. 🟨
Bafana Bafana play another 8 games in AFCON qualification.
21st of March 2025 - Teboho Mokoena plays against Lesotho. (The game he was suppose to be suspended for.) 21 Bafana Bafana games and 19 months AFTER his first yellow card.
In the same period he played 84 games for Sundowns and picked up 24 yellow cards. 🟨
Yes, as South Africans we want answers and want to know who was at fault. But this should NEVER be the players responsibility.. 🙅♂️
Getting cash in 2024 feels like being handed a gift card—it's technically money, but not quite as convenient. At least most gift cards come with an online code, so you can spend them digitally. Maybe it's time for banknotes to include an online code, too.
Plenty more @THESTORMERS vs @Munsterrugby matches to come. England can voetsek, always trying to colonise stuff. 🤣
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A “Razor” is a rule of thumb that simplifies decision making.
Here are 16 Razors every person should know:
49/57 points in the second half of the season for Arsenal. Playing at 98 pace for the run in is not bottling anything. This season Liverpool are the team that dropped off the pace in the last few weeks similar to Arsenal last season.
Meeting strategy. Repeat what the previous people just said but swap a couple of words for synonyms.
Kids that didn't suffer through Y2K dressing like they are in the 90s is an insensitive level of chrono appropriation.