
future dilf 🪬#1 hard candy stan
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Crystal Lake was one of the best shows I’ve seen in so long I’m so sad I l finished it in 3 days
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I agree w all of these but wearing pajamas to the airport is not that serious 😭 I would never but who cares lmao
signs you’re a bottom tier member of society:
- littering
- cutting in line
- not returning your shopping cart
- not saying thank you when someone holds the door
- parking in a handicap spot when you don’t need one
- carving your name into or graffitiing nature
- wearing pajamas to the airport
- passing your pet off as a service animal
- being rude to service workers
- lying/stealing/cheating
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I’m sobbing I KNEW whatever Miley ended up saying would make me emotional
Miley Cyrus pays tribute to her godmother Dolly Parton:
“The feeling of losing my Aunt Dolly is beyond what feels right to share. Our most sacred moments were private and they'll stay there behind the stage, beneath the glamour & between our hearts. What I KNOW is Dolly would want me to feel it, write a song about it, and then continue on and be strong. I have an angel by my side. I always have. One of our last conversations was about music and metamorphosis. I will always love her and want to make her proud. My heart breaks for the world, her family and friends who will miss her deeply. We're in this loss together and we will see her in all of the most beautiful things.”
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Dolly in the afterlife putting in that work already I know that’s right
A federal judge has ruled that Texas’ ban on drag shows is unconstitutional and violates the First Amendment, offering the following advice to those offended by drag:
“The solution is relatively simple ... just don’t go [to the shows].”
(nbcnews.com/politics/politic…)
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