I am not Newt Gingrich. No, I will not give you my twitter handle.

Joined February 2007
Marinerrrrrrrsssssssss 😑
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oh my GOD you can’t just ask someone why they’re barking
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The first trailer for #ELDENRING Shadow of the Erdtree will be revealed in 16 hours. Join us at 15:00 UTC. youtu.be/qLZenOn7WUo
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Oh my! This #FFXIV ARR 10th Anniversary Sweepstakes will have 14,000 WINNERS 😱 sqex.to/G8y0c 🔁 RT this tweet 📝 Reply with #FFXIV10thSweepstakes, your in-game name, & home World For full terms and conditions, please see the official rules at sqex.to/AIY4j
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Back at it 💪
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Workin' on getting into digital art after a LONG drawing hiatus 😊 #Tanjiro #clipstudiopaint #BackgroundsAreWeird
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THE MARS VOLTA TOUR 2022 - All shows go on general sale today at 10am local time. Added extra Dallas show Sept 22 due to demand. themarsvoltaofficial.com
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"SPY FLOWERS?!" 👀 – at San Francisco, CA
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Nextdoor is Twitter for old people. 🧐 – at San Francisco, CA
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Finding a new E-Reader that fits my needs and is not a Kindle is unexpectedly exhausting
Want some New Year's advice? Turn the computer off. Turn the lights off. Block out the sun entirely. Watch a horror movie.
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Announcers talking about Oregon "annihilating" when they're only up by 10 at the end of the third. Not looking super great for the cougs, but annihilated is a pretty hilarious exaggeration
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Why are the cougar football players wearing navy blue pants?? Where's that sweet anthracite :(
Researching for a new mattress is a special kind of hell.
Got a bowl full of fat candy bars and only one trick or treater so far. Gonna have to start hunting for kids door to door to shame them.. and give them our candy.
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Nick Rolovich has been terminated by Washington State, per a university source. Terminated for cause, along with the other unvaccinated WSU assistants.
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