@neverdisaster

armand’s court-assigned public defender #freepalestine 🇵🇸 priv: @joeal_kaysani

 she/her • 18+
Joined September 2019
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me showing up at the newsreader s3 for gay tim from camera
luna 💌
@F1REAKS3 Feb 2025
is this the new “i want to wear his initial on a chain round my neck”
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B👻@storriebookedOct 27
i think People should let lesbians pick the sexiest man alive because we can be more objective about it
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pinkie@pinkamaniaa11h
me as a detective: ok wait omg
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erin@maavimae1h
he's fucking insane oh my god
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pop⁷ ⋆⁺₊❅。@soft_serve_hky17h
no one has served abandoned soppy kitten left in a cardboard box in the rain like this before
Armand@ofarmandismsOct 27
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jaime🩸🎃@vampireleslut1h
they're sassy gay x loser gay and i love them both idc
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dália@dahlianevermore21h
how does one get over the feeling that you were born missing something everyone else has and it makes you irreparably evil no matter how non malicious you are
nina 🫀@cbmrwOct 27
Autism makes me think everyone has a soul but I was born without one
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jaime🩸🎃@vampireleslut1h
consider this: they're both my best friends 🥺
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noah and the three (!) judges from the voice are such suspiciously terrible picks that i had to look into it and accidentally discovered the People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive Payola Racket
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 27
People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive throughout the years: 2026: Noah Wyle 2025: Jonathan Bailey 2024: John Krasinki 2023: Patrick Dempsey 2022: Chris Evans 2021: Paul Rudd 2020: Michael B. Jordan 2019: John Legend 2018: Idris Elba 2017: Blake Shelton 2016: Dwayne Johnson 2015: David Beckham 2014: Chris Hemsworth 2013: Adam Levine 2012: Channing Tatum 2011: Bradley Cooper 2010: Ryan Reynolds 2009: Johnny Depp 2008: Hugh Jackman 2007: Matt Damon 2006: George Clooney
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muted 😘✌️
diana ✨ #tvlspoilers@neverdisaster2h
Replying to @neverdisaster
creating lists and spreadsheets makes me happy because i’m autistic. i had fun making this. i’m so glad some of you enjoyed it and discovered something new with me, and i’m sorry some of you are weirdo blowhards that need therapy for this pent-up emotion you’re taking out on me.
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can you imagine being so miserable and insecure about your intelligence that you feel the need to “erhm ACTUALLY i knew that already! 🤓☝️” instead of moving on and doing something meaningful with your time. god that seems like such a sad way to live.
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creating lists and spreadsheets makes me happy because i’m autistic. i had fun making this. i’m so glad some of you enjoyed it and discovered something new with me, and i’m sorry some of you are weirdo blowhards that need therapy for this pent-up emotion you’re taking out on me.
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someone unfollowed after this. me when i walk into the gay vampire store and there’s fucking. gay vampires there
diana ✨ #tvlspoilers@neverdisaster4h
to all my new followers hello and i hope you like gay vampires 🫶
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“it’s been thoroughly discussed” “we all know this” how many conversations are you guys having about the sexiest man alive on a daily basis because it feels like too many
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to all my new followers hello and i hope you like gay vampires 🫶
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good morning, this was a sociological study conducted by harvard university to share these pictures of the vampire armand. the study is now complete, thank you for your time and you’re welcome 🥰
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✨puking princess ✨@sedonnerlamort10h
They are so codependent that they won one award as one man the sexiest btw
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why are they sending us mail-in ballots and telling us to vote in november if they already chose the sexiest man alive in october…… jesus christ this goes all the way to the top
kacey@grittyhowehatty6h
sorry were you under the impression it was a democratically elected position
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“caring this much about a fake award is so funny” says the person who has tweeted at me about it four times in the last ten minutes... baby be careful we traced the call and it’s coming from inside the house 😨
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rana 𓆏 comms open@F1SH_SPEAKEROct 26
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danne@caitsimmeOct 9
i really like how they change the usual sayings for vampires' time. "it's getting early daniel" instead of getting late IT'S CUTE
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