Alex Hall

A suggestion @Morrisons - instead of telling fibs and saying there isn't any milk, just say you couldn't be bothered. I'd rather honesty. I couldn't be bothered to go shopping so did it online. Now I'll have to go out to the same supermarket the order came from to buy milk.

Hello NYC, there is a void opening in this location in Starbeck @northyorksc

Calm down Harriet.

They need to sort this laser out. Pretty obvious where it's coming from too.

Trying to read an article on @_The72 covered by three unkillable ads, scrolling blocked. Got no further than this. I get that it's tough out there, but this isn't helping.

I don't know how long Callum Brittain's contract is for but it isn't long enough. One of the best signings for Boro for decades. #utb

What a ball from Callum Brittain. Best signing for years! #UTB

Crooks' hair is still fine. And he's just scored a belter. #utb

Hi @BBCNews Ripon is a City.

When you've turned post notifications on for @HarrogateTown waiting for FA Cup ticket news...

Surely got to be one of the best stations that @northernassist call at!

Trying to watch @HarrogateTown on @SkySports but it's 'buffering'. Despite having the fastest internet in the world. It's no wonder this plus thing is at no extra charge!

Came across this today whilst having a clear out. #utb #ItsComingHome

Thanks @standupmaths for highlighting this again.

Hi @northyorksc the recycling crew took an odd route today and missed my recycling box ☹️ I shall save it for next time or have a trip to the tip!

STOP THE COUNT

Stage 2 of this will be - can't apply for a public sector job until you've been deported to Rwanda and done national service. Really.

Hello @SkySports - flicking between channels today and the background/crowd effects volume at Portman Road is much higher than Elland Road. Is there a problem with the levels?