We think we know how to manage Britain’s rail infrastructure, but we're hopeless. We tweet whenever we want to. Got a complaint or query? We aren't interested.
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Network Rail retweeted
Talking to @networkrailway about 2017 onwards improvements @NetworkRailWAT and how to get and keep passengers on board
@stephhutto @SouthernRailUK Better for you maybe. But not better for them. #SouthernPower
Network Rail retweeted
Hi @lunaticninja please note @networkrailway is not an official account - that's @networkrail For December timetables, info can be found 1/2
@amcyoung @TLRailUK We ask all train companies on our network to do this so it costs us less! Hence the reason for constant bad service
"[insert name here] are sorry for the delay to your service" We love playing this, thinking about having it as background music at stations!
Network Rail retweeted
Maybe it's me, but tonight @SouthernRailUK are attracting far too many fucking #plebs for my liking. #getalife – at Littlehampton, England