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ssbu box zelda // octagon TO // optcg buggy

seattle
Joined January 2016
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Fun facts about this set: -All 5 games were timeouts -Brody reverse 3-0'd -Game 2 went to time with both players tied at 99.7%, and the tiebreaker ALSO went to time with both players tied on % -Brody was 0-7 on Kenneth before today -They rematched in LFs (Brody won g5 again)
Game 5 of a 1 hour set
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maybe im actually winning in life after all bc my secret talent seems to be befriending really shy cats
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how it feels when someone at octagon asks me to play friendlies
How it feels being ass at a game but your friends still want to play with you
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net retweeted
Every now and then I watch a vod to sleep but this one woke me right the fuck up oml😭
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eating is such a sisyphean task
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takis giving me heartburn now unc is cooked
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i am not strong enough to win game 5 because my passion for this game is not the same
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Getting told to kill myself for a set that didn't even happen, it's tough out here...
“under no circumstances is it even remotely okay to make jokes about shit like that” draft tweet btw 😭😭😭😭😭
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octagon side bracket idea but it is a rap battle where you have 7 mins to write a diss track about your opponent and the winner of grand finals gets free entry + food or drink next time they come in thoughts?
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i’ll play along with the engagement bait (i miss my zelda family so much 💔)
genuinely not possible to be hot and compete in smash bros
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EASIEST ZELDA TELEPORT CANCEL TUTORIAL FOR DUMMIES
Replying to @neturtle
If you're willing to put an extra small thing on top, you can put a Zelda amiibo on an angel plat at the top
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can ven and mia move to seattle already every time they leave i enter a state of mild to moderate depression
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Yesterday my boyfriend helped me hang up these shelves. I was initially conflicted on where we should place them. After thinking about it for a few minutes he goes “How about we make Smashville?” As a Zelda main I feel so seen and loved 😂😂😂
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Unfortunate that stuff like this STILL happens at majors. Acting like a fucking creep in 2026 is so embarrassing it feels like women are always expected to grit their teeth at and bear uncomfortable socially etiquette failures. I am glad that staff are actually doing something
.@SuperSmashCon likes and rts appreciated. great event but uncomfortable situation. i would deal with it myself but id rather do it in a professional manner 🤝 if anyone can help me get in contact with a head TO or worker that’d be great. thank you again.
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i will never forgive chatgpt for taking em dashes away from me
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its wild to me that all it took to break a 10 year art block was painting a few silly rocks
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the Gluttony. I just saw a crow with 3 dog biscuits in it’s beak
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this might resurrect me from the dead
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This was made for me ,,, who wants to sponsor my plane ticket 😂
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