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Papillion, NE
Joined July 2015
“Teal was the color of your shirt when you were 16 at the yogurt shop…”
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Going to hibachi so much that you start pre-rolling the jokes
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Thinking a hibachi chef is trying to tax your food is like thinking the stripper is really into you
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Setting up pizza catering for two events at work today before lunch had me like this
it will only ever be the second best piece of media about chris hansen
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They had extras 🙌
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Barbecue sauce is trickle up bourgeois while honey mustard is trickle down. Ketchup is the true universal condiment
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LA is fucked man I’ve been walking to the park to play pickleball and basketball and just to read and I was thinking to myself how lovely the summer time is around such a vibrant community, meanwhile it’s the first day of February and trees have not yet dared to bear fruit
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The more I think about it the more I believe the sphere is the best 3D shape. There’s just something about an orb that is so satisfying, both in look and feel. Love a good orange to throw around in my palm! Come back tomorrow for more fun shape musings!
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Boys like Anna Kendrick, men like Anne Hathaway
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white boys don't say "that's so money" anymore
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Fearless is the trav killa
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Mom said it’s my turn on the alt right forums
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Annoying orange? Yeah, I hate traffic on Google Maps!
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is this anything
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DC bros… we are so fucking back in a way once thought inconceivable #GunnInMyMouthAndImSuckingIt
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We’re bringing THE TikTok dance back #RenegadeSummer
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Malibu is geographically closer to LA but it has the moral reprehensibility of OC
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Lin-Manuel Miranda was lowkey reheating Shakespeare’s nachos with Hamilton
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Tinder is LA, Hinge is OC, Bumble is the Bay
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It’s a #ZohranSummer I’m thinking
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Recently got into getting into things, anyone got any starter things to get into?
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