@nestingdol

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Joined November 2024
Being a man and not thinking about your emotions every hour must feel so good
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Red flag in a man: - owns a jeep with rubber ducks across the dash
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It’s turtleneck season girlies
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When I was younger I told my mom I wasn’t sure about having kids and she said “what are you going to do, just read books the rest of your life?” And you know what, SHES RIGHT. I needed a check and I can read books with my future kiddos and it’ll be more fun anyways!!
This saddest thing about these "child-free" people is that none of them are doing anything interesting with their lives at all. It's true that not having children gives you a lot more free time and far fewer responsibilities. And the best that you can think to do with all of that is go to brunch, watch TV, and buy more candles? Tragically pathetic.
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No matter my mood, seeing a baby in public will always bring a smile to my face
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Tough russian love and honesty shamed me to lose weight and be healthy again when American culture almost had me with its body positivity bs
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I used to disagree and support all my girlies getting bobs and thank god we left that phase and are all growing out our gorgeous locks, it really does just look better
No woman looks BETTER with short hair Prove me wrong
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No woman looks BETTER with short hair Prove me wrong
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My viewing choices have lead my YouTube feed to be witch videos, religion documentaries, daily living in rural russian areas, and French Vogue what’s in my bag
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Got an Uber Eats gift card from work and am starting to understand just how slothful people get, never used my own money on this bs
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I just want to glow but I also keep sabotaging myself
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Hearing so many stories of people I know breaking off their engagements…something is in the air and it’s eerie
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I’m getting grey hairs and losing hair, he’s getting even more grey hairs and losing hair, chat are we cooked
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Am I not soft bc he won’t get me flowers or will he not get me flowers bc I’m not soft
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About to go absolutely unhinged
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But why are flat whites so small
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Just called a massage spa and could barely understand the Chinese lady on the phone, I just know she’s gonna knead the hell outta my shoulder and back knots 😍
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― Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Brothers Karamazov
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If the barista on duty can’t make a flat white, don’t offer it
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