Deleted at 2m followers. Got a new twitter so I can't get fired in 10 years. Some of this isn't true.

Joined August 2018
I think Tiktok made bitchassness a career goal
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What's the appropriate amount of time to wait to take a stranger's clothes out of the dryer without retaliation?
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*@imperfect_foods commercial comes on* BF: Why do they sell ugly carrots when they could just make them into baby carrots? Me: Maybe they get them from a WHOLEsaler
Do you think psychics look forward to going to work?
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Happy Memorial Day, enjoy your bbqs and sunshine and when you’re good and roasted watch @nessathedawn and I eat peanuts that are far too spicy. youtu.be/l4A1z913V-g
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Jumped on @travisisjoking & @nessathedawn show @FunnySadwithVnT to talk about van life and all the pleasures it brings!
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Why do 7/11 donuts always look dryer than a tumbleweed?
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Check it out @nessathedawn and I did the #deathnutchallenge by @BlazingFoods and the video is up on my YouTube, link in comments
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My current hotel has free @Showtime so I've been binge watching @SHODesusAndMero and it's the best decision I've made in the last 3 years
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My new favorite pastime is unfollowing people on Instagram
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Just posted a photo @ Buckhead Nail and Toe Spa instagram.com/p/CH8H253jU53/…
I feel like posting this from ATL is low key disrespect, but I can't unsee it 😂😂😂 instagram.com/p/CH3UY2Rj-hm/…
Funnysad episode 29 is up on Youtube with @nessathedawn and @kermetapio.
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Just mixed my apple juice with coffee because I need to feel alive
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