1992 Soos Creek Elementary School 1st-3rd Grade Spelling Bee Champion. History Nerd. Chaotic Good. 🚩🏴
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What kind of mad scientist shit would make the algorithm think I need a push notification for Matt Walsh's wife's latest hot take? God this site sucks more every day. Eat shit Elon.
Literally every time I refresh my feed, the first tweet shown is Elon. This mfer spent $44 BILLION DOLLARS just to be the most popular kid in school. Incredible loser energy.
I have no evidence for this, but it feels like anybody who has strong opinions on the Depp v. Heard trial is probably a psychopath.
Naters retweeted
legitimately going to drive myself insane thinking about all the ways this could have been prevented if dems had even the slightest desire to actually wield power
Being the main character of Twitter doesn't even give Joe Manchin a buzz anymore. He's chasing a whole new high now.
What stage of capitalism is it where they try to convince us to invest in imaginary objects and currencies? Is that good?
Congratulations to the Sackler family — still up 6 or 7 billion dollars on the deal, and all it took was half a million dead and countless more lives that are now inalterably fucked up forever. Great job, you did it!
My favorite thing about the John Wick movies is how every person he meets is like "That's *John* *Wick*".
Your job (2021): You'll be responsible for marketing, communications, strategic planning, supply chain logistics, compliance, SEO, copywriting, some graphic design...
Your parents' job (1981): You stand behind this counter. When someone needs a tool, you go get it for them.
"Daydreamed about beating Nany Pelosi with a blunt object" is not even in the top 8,000 reasons why Kevin McCarthy can eat shit.
