Ryan Lathrop

Well that was whole lot of garbage. Terrible booking the last 24 hours.#RawAfterMania

If I want to be apart of the mtg discourse it seems I need a strong opinion on battles before they are actually explained… Here is my cold take shouldn’t battles just be sagas like aren’t battles already the thing you’re doing in the first place? #mtg

Grand Rapids giving a you fucked up chant to someone spitting out moonshine is the most Grand Rapids thing possible. #WWERaw

Thanks to Letterkenny, now when I think of Brett Hart using Degenerate , I know he was basically calling Shawn Michales an “alleged” ostrich f-er.

Having a Sesame Street in your city would be great. Your kid could run away and they’d come back educated.

I love when Celebrities sell a wrestling promo. #protectthebusiness #AEW

Doing my first #MTGBRO sealed event, I assume I just throw everything that says destroy artifact in the deck?

I don’t have plans to leave twitter yet but I am on the titanic with a duckie shaped innertube and water wings on. Looking out at the various awful icebergs.

A second of work and that kid is going to be telling people about it for years. That is some cheeky heel work.

30 seconds after naming a character: Self satisfied delusions of grandeur Moments later:Wait does this name work, does any of this work ahhh this all feels like garbage. #writerbrain.

As an agnostic sports allows your faith to experience crushing defeats with the upside being that you get to sleep in.

My pitch: @TaikaWaititi and @SachaBaronCohen are rival spies in a action comedy about two foreign spies taking out an American dictator and while there is a femme fatale,the spies end up sleeping with each other mid-mission instead of the Bond trope.

Getting a plus one to a wedding is like handing the keys to someone at a party. It’s a sign of trust while also saying “hey, don’t f**k this up.”

When the previous generation said “….stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about.” We thought they meant immediate physical abuse. Jokes on us it was a fucked economy and emotional trauma. They were playing the long game.

Is Dr. Wiley a robot doctor or does he have his Doctorate in robotics?

Randomly decided to abandon the work playlist in favor of playing Green Day Now I feel like someone has to stop George Bush…I don’t know knock the brush out of his hands I guess.

I feel like bird dawgs are just made to further help the a hot dawg is a sandwich argument. #sidewayschickensandwhich

The hardest part of kissing a chef is their hand being in the way.