unlucky is a skill issue

cant believe its not luck

being one

shockingly this is still the case

nerding out on diet and exercise

default conflict

q3 = never

you can learn a lot about someone by looking at their last 10 amazon orders

hi second brain

i am a crm, not a dossier

two exclamation points in an email, that’s where we’re at now

i load the dishwasher like it’s a game of tetris

today’s the day we all go back to larping as job havers

i don’t like alcohol in ice cream just like i don’t like alcohol in cake

looking for exotic fruits on the internet to feel something 🍈