A cinderblock in a wig. Former Australian. Reluctant Londoner. Ad creative.
London, England
Joined September 2008
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In less than two business days I get to leave my family for 3 nights to go to a wedding. There'll be new people and small talk, two of, hand over my fucking heart, my FAVOURITE THINGS, and I'm staying in a hotel with a sauna. I am OVERJOYED
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The best thing about being on video meetings constantly is watching your face slowly age like the picture of Dorian Gray
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looked up the guy who Steinbeck was going on all those "fishing trips" with around the time of his divorce and --
An immigrant rite of passage is having to interact with your home country government and Feeling Things when you see the gov't coat of arms and branding.
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I've been back in the gym the last few months staging a muscle mommy comeback. My listening material of choice? THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES. Pretty sure the RAADS-R is not needed at this point, folks, that's peak autistic behavior.
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Took my ADHD meds and drank a large iced coffee to try to knock out the introduction and methods section of this manuscript and instead just came out of a 90 minute adderall hyperfocus trance where I was in Canva creating a UFO-themed abortion sticker
ALT a reaction image of a frustrated small child with their arms crossed
Man non-preferential voting feels so off the books. What do u mean I just put an 'x' on this poorly printed paper?
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Not allowed out of Denmark Hill station due to a police incident. No one is allowed in either. Totally baffling?! #southlondon #denmarkhill
Threads is trash and I miss farting my little thoughty-thoughts into the digital ether so I guess I'm back riding Elon's dick?
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Love 2 pull up my professional @letsavee in front of colleagues and remember that I've saved just... far too many pictures of Lee Pace to ever beat the pervert allegations.
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There's something so humiliating about pouring breastmilk out of the pump into the little freezer bags in the office kitchen. Intellectually I know it's fine, but my heart tells me it's five alarm sex pest behaviour.
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