Just a guy who is pretty good at Planet Coaster, apparently. Larping as a semi-pro Youtuber, desperate for 100k subs. Planet Coaster 2 Preview Creator too.

Brighton, UK
Joined April 2020
What a truly remarkable and humbling day. Thank you so much to the @frontierdev team for inviting me to come tour the studio and chew your ears off over @PlanetCoaster And to meet @RudiRennkamel @DeLadysigner @DigitalDan7 @Silvarret in person too! I can tell you more SOON!
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Massive congratulations to @frontierdev for the @PlanetZooGame launch. Only a few hours in and they are within 400 live players to beating the peak of the OG. You've gotta be chuffed to bits with that, surely? (OG peaked on SteamDB at 38,630)
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So, am I also any good at @PlanetZooGame ? I mean, if you like motorway service stations, you're onto a winner with this one... Thanks for the early access @frontierdev, love you as always. youtu.be/Wjqb8PPXcLc?si=9hGI…
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The parasitic private equity overlords crank the cog one notch tighter in its relentless mission to rinse as much as it can before leaving it a shell of what it once was. Hands up who is shocked... Spoiler, it's only in debt to itself because that's how private equity works.
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Does Nick own the home or the hole?
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Just seen that aire force one has been sold to six flags.. its going to Qiddiya, isn't it? 🤦‍♂️
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Oh, you know guys.. just kicking it oldskool.. #creamfields
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62 days we didn't have rain for.. SIXTY TWO.. Go home Thunder, you are lost.. #creamfields
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I wish them well.. I'm sitting this one out. I have nothing nice to say, so I will say nothing.
Do you have what it takes to become the next great Roller Coaster Tycoon? This is Roller Coaster Tycoon Wonderworks. #OpeningNightLive
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Looks cute!!
Give a warm welcome to LEGO® Skylines, who are joining our city-builder family. Let your imagination set the limit as you obsess over the details, big or small. There is just one rule. Make it yours. Read all about it over at legoskylines.com youtu.be/mfBg8TQQrCQ
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Genuinely.. is Lost Island the best theme park no-one is visiting?
Lost Island is building the world’s first Wild Moose from RMC! The ride is a shuttle coaster in the Yuta section of the park, over by the water! It will help bridge the gap between Matugani and their Wacky Worm! Super cute ride that I can’t wait to experience next year!
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"Your profiling is unrealistic" :D
WTF is this roll 😳
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OK. I didn't need the Government to tell every-one I've just burnt the toast... #SevereAlert
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What in the Six Flags? Grotesque. Thorpe's reputation is in the shitter as it is.. then they do this. Nick Varney wouldn't have tolerated this.
I remember when Nick Varney found out that Alton Towers rides had sponsorships of Fanta everywhere and he personally went there and asked them to remove it. Let’s hope Fiona does the same with this…
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OMG, if MySpace does indeed make a come back, watch the world start healing again. No more crafted algorithms feeding you hate-for-likes, no more influencers peddling their wares, no more political opinions from strangers; just a Top 8 friends and a song on your profile. Bliss.
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What a humbling and awesome #brightonpride representing @RNLI in the Parade. Thank you to our volunteers who are truly inspirational, to Brighton for the most amazing & warm reception, and thank you to the few who reminded us why we need Pride to start with. Roll on 2027!
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You have it give it to @THORPEPARK for choosing to reply to my complaint about poor, impersonal, robotic and rude customer service with *checks notes* an AI response. Slow clap please, chat.
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I don’t know what is more offensive, the fact that a complaint about a lack of human touch in customer service has been replied to by AI or that I had to wait 2 days for a response I could have generated myself in 15 seconds using Claude
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My experience from @THORPEPARK this weekend: Staff: "I'm not paid enough to deal with this shit" Customer: "Agree, but I'm paying too much to be treated like shit, too"
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Aside from larping as a YouTuber.. I'm also taking part in #brightonpride this year.. HORAY!!
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