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My biggest complaint about rings of power is that they keep using the incorrect phrase "ground shake" instead of "middle-earth quake."

I’m sure Damien Hirst is relieved now that crimes of the future has supplied him with his next decade’s worth of material.

Someone: no one can make a beer worse than tecate Tecate: hold my beer

Flaccid mojo really brought the jams tonight. Can’t wait for @echobro next!

@Sling @NBAonTNT why is a nationally broadcast lakers game being blacked out? National broadcasts should supersede regular spectrum blackout rules, otherwise what’s the point of even having cable??

Olympus might be killing their camera division, but I’m going to do my best to get this old OM-2 working again. Pretty sure this capacitor coming off the battery compartment has died and needs to be replaced. #olympus

Getting some help from the big boys to flatten out the lid of a nagra iii

After multiple attempts, @Uber still really wants me to rent a bike thousands of miles away from me.

Apparently while I was passed out in a food coma yesterday, this fuckface was robbing the #publicstorage facility where I had some junk stored. He stole one box from me, it contained every Nintendo console and handheld and game from my childhood.

Somewhere in Georgia: Flavor? Flavor!? Get out of here with your fancy French words! *pounds on table* ORIGINAL TASTE

Yeehaw

I don’t know if my general well being can handle these new responsibilities.

Looks like my general well being is heading to a corner office.

Had my bicycle locked up for less than three days outside before someone sawed through my railing and stole it.

Finally took advantage of the second store above the gift shop’s time warp and bought some enka tapes