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Newcastle upon Tyne
Joined February 2009
I don’t know if this is true for anyone else but as a young woman who has body image issues and has struggled with weight stuff through her life I am actually starting to find the constant chatter and noise of ozempic/mounjaro etc is starting to like invade my consciousness
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Guy attempts to steal a woman's purse on the bus and fails miserably
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Police: you were in a very bad accident. Your phone is smashed. Can we ring anyone? Your family, friends, a partner? Me: I don't know any of their numbers Police: how about Live and Kicking, which went off air in 2001? Me: oh one eight one, eight one one, eight one eight one.
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PAUL CATTERMOLE: He's been dead for only a day, you absolute ghouls.
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Replying to @JonathanPieNews
That's why they're so keen to point the other way. Look at those poor people taking taxpayers money. Look at those immigrants taking taxpayers money. Anything so we don't look at the millions they're stealing from us.
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BREAKING🚨| The government has announced anti-strike legislation. When workers democratically vote to strike, they can be forced to work and sacked if they don’t. This is wrong, unworkable, and almost certainly illegal.
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Just read the phrase "the older generation born between 1981 and 1996" and now I need a lie down
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The video of that Thick of It quote that people are sharing.
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Center Parcs rep explains latest decision to not allow guests outside their lodges on day of Queen’s funeral
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I was very honoured to have been asked to voice this advert. It’s my birthday today. The perfect gift for me would be to retweet it so this brilliant app gets out far and wide. 🎁
Launch day for our new film! The incredible animation & the voiceover from @joelycett really bring our mission to life. Thank you @helpfilm101, @joelycett, PistachioStudios and @Paulobiz for your vision and support. Help food banks: download our free app. bankthefood.org/notjustbaked…
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NOT BORIS SURELY NOT I DON’T BELIEVE IT
Boris Johnson has today raised National Insurance by 1.25%. Here's what he promised in his last manifesto.
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EXCLUSIVE: The government has ditched its promised ban on conversion therapy. A briefing document leaked to @itvnews states "The PM has agreed we should not move forward with legislation to ban LGBT conversion therapy". It breaks 4 years of promises. itv.com/news/2022-03-31/excl…
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Given that, depressingly, the hashtag "sendherback" is trending, I'm very happy to start a #welcomehomenazanin thing, if anyone wants to join in with being pleasant and cheerful.
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This is brutal. So powerfully done by @ByDonkeys and AC-12 cast. 😲
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Let's have an "everyone's on twitter giveaway" shall we? Retweet this with #foxford for your chance to win a lambswool throw of your choice!! We'll pick a winner at random at 10pm tonight!! #foxfordthrow #twitter #instadown #facebookdown
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when Facebook and Instagram are down
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Us rolling up to stop paddy power from aiming gambling 'adverts' at literal children #paddypowerleavethekidsalone
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Giovanna Fletcher radiates kindness. I have never witnessed anybody in my life that has ever shown so much positivity, grace and selflessness towards others. What a privilege it must be to know her. We could all do to be a bit more like her. #imacelebrity #ImACeleb
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Mental that for 12 months the government will have made it illegal for single people to get their hole
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