@neil_will

Chronicler of fantastic seaboard tales. Tapping The Admiral, a book of ships and magic, available here: https://xitter.cf/t.co/DzZQOWvpKk…

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nightofthehats.blogspot.com
Joined January 2012
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In case you're considering leaving this site, yet for some reason want to stay in contact with me, here's some other places on the internet I can be found. 1. My blog, Night Of The Hats, on blogspot, which I update most days. nightofthehats.blogspot.com/
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Monster Of The Week 331 is CrimeologyDepartment, the criminology department studies crime to mitigate it, #crimeology is about making it cool, daring heists, high speed chases, elaborate cons, sign up here with name, address, bank details etc.
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Monster Of The Week 330 is CakeOfTheWeek, a much more normal series, and one cake a week is hardly excessive, except this one which turns out to be over seven stories high.
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Monster Of The Week 329: Switcheroo, full of flim-flam and razzmatazz, does some fun tricks where the quickness of the lighting changes deceives the eye, on and off and on and off and on and off and on a
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Neil Willcox, Iron Smelter's Devil retweeted
Roi Fainéant Press SUBS ARE OPEN, BAYBEE!@press_roiJul 3
I can’t even be excited about this country’s 250th birthday cause its knees are in really bad shape. Who can even think about cake at a time like this?Read "Oceanic Logic, Angel Deep" by @neil_will, where one’s insignificance is a blessing, not a curse. roifaineantpress.com/post/oc…
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Monster Of The Week 328 is EyeFullTower, fabulous landmark, a real sight, sometimes overlooked but that's the nature of a tall eye.
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My tiny weird fabulist flash fiction Oceanic Logic, Angel Deep is live on the incomparable Roi Fainéant @press_roi roifaineantpress.com/post/oc…
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This was inspired by readings from a whole group, but mainly @whduryea @lynchpoet and @GabrielHart77
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Neil Willcox, Iron Smelter's Devil retweeted
Roi Fainéant Press SUBS ARE OPEN, BAYBEE!@press_roiJun 28
Betcha thought we forgot ya. NEVER. It's that time again, folks. 97 is live. Let the future ghosts of your past self know. roifaineantpress.com/blog #WritingCommunity
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Monster Of The Week 327 is WoodenSteak, no, don't try and cut it, we made it to display in the window then it came to life for some reason, really loves garlic.
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Monster Of The Week 326 is Bloat, ate something that disagreed with him, the treatment is to vent the gas, no look it up, the instrument is a trocar, you stab the bloated creature to let it out.
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Monster Of The Week 325 is StoneSword, just minding their own business then - SWORD, gave them sentience, arms, legs, a face - starting to think the sword might be magic, Hey! Leave that alone.
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Monster of the Week 324 is Epsion, remote viewing, knows what's happening, almost seems to know before it actually happens, hosts cocktail hour every Friday
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