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Nicole White

@neeks187

Weird but fucking beautiful

 Chicago, IL
Joined August 2012
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I got a boyfriend and I’m so much less funny on Twitter and it’s KILLING my brand
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@tcgoldrushFeb 23
I posted this to @stoolpresidente in the comments and don't care what heat I get. I'm sick of this crap!! "I can't believe you employ someone like this. Honestly, as a woman I am completely embarrassed. The men's team cheered on the women's team when they played. They were fucking excited and laughed when the President make a joke, funny or not. This fake outrage is a cover for her hating men. That's it. Any excuse to do so. It's pathetic and she doesn't belong anywhere near sports, which I hate to tell her, is mostly dudes. You need a chick who loves sports. Not this political garbage all of us have to deal with regularly."
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As an American citizen it is intensely offensive to me that we would spend this kind of money on Greenland when we don’t have universal healthcare, mandatory maternity leave, good public schools or any sort of social services.
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@_MAGA_NEWS_Jan 20
🚨ALERT: In a bombshell revelation, top White House officials disclosed that the United States is finalizing a staggering $700 billion cash offer to buy Greenland outright from Denmark, plus $100,000 lump-sum payments to each of its ~57,000 residents—totaling nearly $706 billion.
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NFL Memes
@NFLMemesJan 20
Fernando Mendoza and Curt Cignetti winning the National Championship
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What a game
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What an unfortunate airport code
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Ughhhhhhhhhhhh
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Gospeed Toronto Blue Jays
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My heart cannot handle a game 7
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I wish nothing but pain and suffering for every person who has ever worked at Avis
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WE'RE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!! #WANTITALL
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shiny bug vega@vampl0r3 Oct 2025
if taylor made an album i didn’t like i would pretend i liked it and change everything about myself until i truly liked it
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Don’t tell me what to do, google
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Thank you Apple, this is a very small area to search. I’m sure I’ll find it quickly!!
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The dreams I had last night should be studied, because what the fuck?
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Hot take: if you can’t lift your bag into the overhead compartment or take it out by yourself, you should not be carrying on a bag!
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Don’t mind me, just currently in an uber fleeing our favorite hotel bar
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Me: “Wow that was a great episode of Black Mirror, I really enjoyed it” Every single person on Reddit: “That was, without a doubt, the worst episode of television to ever exist”
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Update: We are going to Scotland
Nicole White (@neeks187) profile pictureNicole White@neeks18728 Aug 2024
Update: it’s not going well. This man really wants to drink scotch
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In a devastating turn of events, I don’t have a single alcoholic beverage to take with me to the pool
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In the hotel bed by 9:30 as the good lord intended
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