Heels & tequila. With a side of bitch.

Jersey girlie
Joined April 2012
There's nothing like the love between a woman and her tequila.
9
18
Poor cell reception is the erectile dysfunction of star fucking
2
7
I already hate this day, so don't tell me I'm not proactive.
5
17
I love doing all kinds of stupid, unhealthy shit to my body. This whole 'living a long and healthy life' thing sounds boring as fuck
2
2
Everything fun in our lives started as a bad idea, Except marriage! There's nothing fun about that
2
4
6
I'm happy to say that I achieved all my goals in life, The secret is to have very small goals! Trying all doritos' flavors? Done and done!
3
6
I'm pretty sure if the Devil was real... he'd throw the best parties
3
3
I should charge people for the amount of times I make them smile.
9
you hate almost everything and that's why i love you.
1
34
128
The best thing about you trying to change me is that you couldn't.
2
2
8
There’s actually four sides to every story. One side, the other side, the correct side, and the side some asshole creates to cause drama.
4
41
65
I may be a mess but I may be the most amazing mess you've ever met.
6
83
116
Funny how the little things stop mattering once you're able to put them in the past.
2
10
Your wit is a panties-dropper.
3
14
@Tetley6969 how about wishing you didn't make a typo?
If you and I exchanged more than one word to each other today, chances are I rolled my eyes at you when you walked away.
2
10
It's hard to be a priority in someone's life when they have no intention of making you one.
3
6
Look up "socially awkward" in the dictionary and you'll find my picture... hiding 5 pages away because... well... you know...
1
2
7