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I love doing all kinds of stupid, unhealthy shit to my body. This whole 'living a long and healthy life' thing sounds boring as fuck
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Everything fun in our lives started as a bad idea,
Except marriage! There's nothing fun about that
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I'm happy to say that I achieved all my goals in life,
The secret is to have very small goals! Trying all doritos' flavors? Done and done!
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There’s actually four sides to every story. One side, the other side, the correct side, and the side some asshole creates to cause drama.
If you and I exchanged more than one word to each other today, chances are I rolled my eyes at you when you walked away.





